{"id":284763,"date":"2018-09-08T09:10:46","date_gmt":"2018-09-08T09:10:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/08\/i-actually-really-like-her-apples-love-of\/"},"modified":"2018-09-08T09:10:46","modified_gmt":"2018-09-08T09:10:46","slug":"i-actually-really-like-her-apples-love-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/08\/i-actually-really-like-her-apples-love-of\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

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Emoji rating: Mermaid emoji <\/h1>\n
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I actually really like her! Apple\u2019s love of shading really makes her look 3D. The skin tone is very yellow, but there are other skin tone variations and the yellow makes the other colors pop. Her anatomy isn\u2019t horribly botched, and I like that I can see individual scales. I love her hair. 10\/10 a beautiful mermaid <\/p>\n

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One of her arms is way too long. There\u2019s no way that seashell bra could ever stay up. Her tale has a border, but she doesn\u2019t. Google\u2019s simplistic style isn\u2019t working. 5\/10 I know you can do better <\/p>\n

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What happened to her? Very very angular. Not the smooth, sleek mermaid I wanted. Black border looks Bad. Boring color scheme. 2\/10 very bland <\/p>\n

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Looks kind of like they traced apple\u2019s emoji and made it more boring. Still, a good pose. That seashell bra still defies physics and looks hella uncomfortable. 7\/10 mermaids need back support too <\/p>\n

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She\u2019s very cute! Traditional color scheme, but not horrible! Could use more personality. Give her a better bra. 7\/10<\/p>\n

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This is truly disgusting. Too simplistic. Tail looks limp and algae-covered. Is she okay? 3\/10 bra design is ok and it\u2019s still better tham Microsoft. <\/p>\n

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Now this is a MERMAID. I love the hair. She\u2019s very dynamic. The end of the tail actually looks to be the right size, which I appreciate. There\u2019s no horrible seashell bra! The only thing that\u2019s a little bit weird is her eyes, which make her look very manevolent, but I am HERE for it. 11\/10<\/p>\n

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This is an even worse bra offender. This mermaid looks like she\u2019s trying to seduce an entire cruise ship. I appreciate the fact that she\u2019s doing the traditional job, but did you have to make her sit like that? It bothers me. Mermaids don\u2019t have asses. 5\/10 decent design I guess <\/p>\n

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There\u2019s a such thing as too much gradient. I feel like I\u2019m in 2010. I like the pointy ears and the fact that she\u2019s on a rock. 5\/10. <\/p>\n

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frozencranberries: Emoji rating: Mermaid emoji I actually really like her! Apple\u2019s love of shading really makes her look 3D. The skin tone is very yellow, but there are other skin tone variations and the yellow makes the other colors pop. Her anatomy isn\u2019t horribly botched, and I like that I can see individual scales. I … <\/p>\n

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