{"id":284714,"date":"2018-09-08T18:41:48","date_gmt":"2018-09-08T18:41:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/08\/we-dont-say-mooses-we-say-meese\/"},"modified":"2018-09-08T18:41:48","modified_gmt":"2018-09-08T18:41:48","slug":"we-dont-say-mooses-we-say-meese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/08\/we-dont-say-mooses-we-say-meese\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/we-dont-say-mooses-we-say-meese.tumblr.com\/post\/177805075781\/cuddlyplaguedoctor-thatmcufangirl-it-has-come\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">we-dont-say-mooses-we-say-meese<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cuddlyplaguedoctor.tumblr.com\/post\/177616921491\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">cuddlyplaguedoctor<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/thatmcufangirl.tumblr.com\/post\/177434624726\/it-has-come-to-my-attention-that-aquaman-2018-is\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">thatmcufangirl<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.<\/p>\n<p>We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy\u00a0<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/de0e87d58ff1c3021773551389dad298\/tumblr_inline_pe3n9qLHtG1vbatf7_540.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/d525ef0127842c344f9276a0cbb3e293\/tumblr_inline_pe3nm3hsIJ1vbatf7_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/13cbdefb0f5db0bfb68c43e3ade3b19b\/tumblr_inline_pe3nn9LbLC1vbatf7_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/a8d00551c5bc4a899c12f3acbadc83f8\/tumblr_inline_pe3ofdQ6F91vbatf7_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>who talks to sea creatures,<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/8b6da7bb423983972e299d9e8412db8c\/tumblr_inline_pe3nme8Cij1vbatf7_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/28f06dd19ed36dfc3d3500d67844a4d7\/tumblr_inline_pe3odgxsOz1vbatf7_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/f6b1ad56c8681a0505f26d36b716e57f\/tumblr_inline_pe3o0ucm3D1vbatf7_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/2390abc4f6dc680f32e25c99b2822b7f\/tumblr_inline_pe3obhxnKI1vbatf7_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/0e60c259e05bf562bf372b56f0b3d239\/tumblr_inline_pe3o4etX9s1vbatf7_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/d8eb56378fc749c8fdef0ec2d96fa8e1\/tumblr_inline_pe3o8xMUyE1vbatf7_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>with an army of sharks<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/4cfbf8cef17f5e7fb4d288c18e06aea3\/tumblr_inline_pe3o9qanKB1vbatf7_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/b3c82725893f170a63796f31aa3a3943\/tumblr_inline_pe3o1fZVbn1vbatf7_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/f3e8ccf3d3b06298f15f026c1b9c3bf9\/tumblr_inline_pe3oqzfUx71vbatf7_540.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/b724efeacf1347095ee03ff49909e5ba\/tumblr_inline_pe3orkn8r01vbatf7_540.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>\u2026 I\u2019m just saying<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>So what you\u2019re saying is, basically, Aquaman is a Barbie Princess. Fair enough.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>we-dont-say-mooses-we-say-meese: cuddlyplaguedoctor: thatmcufangirl: It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale. We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy\u00a0 who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit, who talks to sea creatures, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/08\/we-dont-say-mooses-we-say-meese\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[701,3413,5530,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284714"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=284714"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284714\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=284714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=284714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=284714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}