{"id":284644,"date":"2018-09-09T13:56:21","date_gmt":"2018-09-09T13:56:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/09\/jaceriven-themistrustfulmistress-okay-but\/"},"modified":"2018-09-09T13:56:21","modified_gmt":"2018-09-09T13:56:21","slug":"jaceriven-themistrustfulmistress-okay-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/09\/jaceriven-themistrustfulmistress-okay-but\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jaceriven.tumblr.com\/post\/177818866632\/themistrustfulmistress-okay-but-neville\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">jaceriven<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/themistrustfulmistress.tumblr.com\/post\/174548801228\/okay-but-neville-longbottom-as-head-of-gryffindor\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">themistrustfulmistress<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>okay but neville longbottom as head of gryffindor house and there\u2019s all these stories of him going head to head with an army of werewolves, being tortured by death eaters and killing Voldemort\u2019s snake with godric gryffindor\u2019s actual sword but when the students see him he\u2019s like cradling a pot plant and crying cause he saw someone lost their pet on the noticeboard and they\u2019re like\u00a0\u201cthat guy? are you sure it\u2019s that guy\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>BONUS: one of the older student\u2019s get dared to go up and ask him if it\u2019s true and neville just makes direct eye-contact and says\u00a0\u201cvoldemort was a punk bitch\u201d and continues knitting a lil baby sweater for a mandrake<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jaceriven: themistrustfulmistress: okay but neville longbottom as head of gryffindor house and there\u2019s all these stories of him going head to head with an army of werewolves, being tortured by death eaters and killing Voldemort\u2019s snake with godric gryffindor\u2019s actual sword but when the students see him he\u2019s like cradling a pot plant and crying &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/09\/jaceriven-themistrustfulmistress-okay-but\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[151,13990,4,1490],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284644"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=284644"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284644\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=284644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=284644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=284644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}