{"id":284600,"date":"2018-09-09T23:27:19","date_gmt":"2018-09-09T23:27:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/09\/the-lock-jammed-on-the-front-door-of-my-shitty\/"},"modified":"2018-09-09T23:27:19","modified_gmt":"2018-09-09T23:27:19","slug":"the-lock-jammed-on-the-front-door-of-my-shitty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/09\/the-lock-jammed-on-the-front-door-of-my-shitty\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

imperatorrrrr<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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youcantcancelquidditch<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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youcantcancelquidditch<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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the lock jammed on the front door of my shitty prewar apartment building so i just spent twenty minutes forcing it open while my very drunk neighbor sat on the steps nodding at my efforts and going \u201cthis is fun. being locked out together. we should hang out more\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

he\u2019s like 6\u20192\u201d and jacked at one point he was like \u201ctry a kick. try\u2026 kicking it\u201d so i donkey kicked it as hard as i could and it did absolutely nothing but he was still like \u201cwow. more torque\u2026. than i expected. you\u2019ve got a surprising, uh. torque to size ratio\u201d and i think i\u2019m putting it on my resume <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u00a0#BUCKY AND STEVE \u00a0<\/a> \u00a0#MERRILY DRUNK STEVE ROGERS: ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED TO BE LOCKED OUT WITH THE HOT NEIGHBOR TWUNK \u00a0<\/a> \u00a0#STEVE: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU COULD DO. YOU COULD KICK ME IN THE FACE. WITH YOUR MOUTH. I WOULD. I WOULD ENJOY IT \u00a0<\/a> \u00a0#BUCKY: YOU SMELL LIKE CAMPARI AND QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICES \u00a0<\/a> \u00a0#STEVE: I CAN BE YOUR QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICE \u00a0<\/a> \u00a0#BUCKY: I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS ALRIGHT \u00a0<\/a> \u00a0#BUCKY: HERE\u2019S MY NUMBER SO I CAN ASK THEM WHEN YOU\u2019RE SOBER<\/a>\u00a0(via<\/a> @rohkeutta<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

imperatorrrrr: youcantcancelquidditch: youcantcancelquidditch: the lock jammed on the front door of my shitty prewar apartment building so i just spent twenty minutes forcing it open while my very drunk neighbor sat on the steps nodding at my efforts and going \u201cthis is fun. being locked out together. we should hang out more\u201d he\u2019s like 6\u20192\u201d … <\/p>\n

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