{"id":284597,"date":"2018-09-10T00:14:57","date_gmt":"2018-09-10T00:14:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/10\/smolstiel-biggest-gaudiest-patronuses\/"},"modified":"2018-09-10T00:14:57","modified_gmt":"2018-09-10T00:14:57","slug":"smolstiel-biggest-gaudiest-patronuses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/10\/smolstiel-biggest-gaudiest-patronuses\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

smolstiel<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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aro-ace-fangirl<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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pwapboi<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away\u2026you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it\u2019s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you\u2019ll be fine<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

well this would have been useful last night<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won\u2019t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They\u2019ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they\u2019ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

what a top notch addition to an already excellent post<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

are we going to ignore the guy who apparently had an encounter with a serial killer last night<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

smolstiel: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: aro-ace-fangirl: pwapboi: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away\u2026you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it\u2019s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding … <\/p>\n

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