{"id":284532,"date":"2018-09-10T14:43:45","date_gmt":"2018-09-10T14:43:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/10\/systlin-elereth-rembrandtswife\/"},"modified":"2018-09-10T14:43:45","modified_gmt":"2018-09-10T14:43:45","slug":"systlin-elereth-rembrandtswife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/10\/systlin-elereth-rembrandtswife\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

systlin<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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elereth<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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rembrandtswife<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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books-and-candy-ples<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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the-winter-road<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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andersonsallpurpose<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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theshitpostcalligrapher<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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bold-sartorial-statement<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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theshitpostcalligrapher<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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themintykid<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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systlin<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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hiking-viking<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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chromalogue<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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kirkspocks<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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odin is like \u201cwhen thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

O\u00f0inn spake: <\/p>\n

Bright the sun shone | at the time of \u00deor\u2019s birth,
And bathed his count’nance fair.
Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar,
I found on the cold pavement
While returning in glory | from a grand hunt
For a 3 AM quesadilla.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again<\/a> <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I need this framed on my wall it\u2019s so beautiful.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

@theshitpostcalligrapher<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

ay @systlin<\/a> hmu<\/p>\n

<\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n

@systlin<\/a> <\/p>\n

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.<\/p>\n

Solen sken, sk\u00f6nt gyllene<\/p>\n

Dagen Tor f\u00f6ddes <\/p>\n

P\u00e5 trottoaren, vid Taco Bell<\/p>\n

D\u00e4r l\u00e5g Loke<\/p>\n

\u2014KJN<\/p>\n

My translation:<\/p>\n

The sun shone, sweet golden<\/p>\n

The day of Tor\u2019s birth<\/p>\n

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell<\/p>\n

There lay Loki<\/p>\n

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

@bold-sartorial-statement<\/a><\/p>\n

ay yo show ur husband\u00a0<\/p>\n

<\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n

@bold-sartorial-statement<\/a> no but hang on this should be in runes:\u00a0 <\/p>\n

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(oops spot the typos)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it\u00a0<\/p>\n

S\u00f3lin skein, bj\u00f6rt og gullin
vi\u00f0 f\u00e6\u00f0ingu \u00de\u00f3rs
\u00e1 st\u00edgnum vi\u00f0 Taco Bell
\u00dear l\u00e1 Loki<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This is one of the most quality things I\u2019ve ever seen on any media<\/p>\n

Good job crew<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I am CRYING in absolute AWE I LOVE ALL OF YOU<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

systlin: elereth: rembrandtswife: books-and-candy-ples: the-winter-road: andersonsallpurpose: theshitpostcalligrapher: bold-sartorial-statement: theshitpostcalligrapher: themintykid: systlin: hiking-viking: chromalogue: kirkspocks: odin is like \u201cwhen thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell\u201d O\u00f0inn spake: Bright the sun shone | at the time of \u00deor\u2019s birth,And bathed his count’nance … <\/p>\n

Continue reading “”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[6701,251,443,6213,442,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284532"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=284532"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284532\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=284532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=284532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=284532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}