{"id":284514,"date":"2018-09-10T21:04:45","date_gmt":"2018-09-10T21:04:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/10\/how-i-died-of-a-heart-attack-2\/"},"modified":"2018-09-10T21:04:45","modified_gmt":"2018-09-10T21:04:45","slug":"how-i-died-of-a-heart-attack-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/10\/how-i-died-of-a-heart-attack-2\/","title":{"rendered":"How I died of a heart attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/copperbadge.tumblr.com\/post\/177876295156\/how-i-died-of-a-heart-attack\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">copperbadge<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Me: *listening to The Magnus Archives, a creepypasta podcast, on my bluetooth headphones*<\/p>\n<p>Podcast: *has just gotten to the part where our hero, alone in the labyrinthine tunnels under his workplace where his predecessor was murdered, realizes he doesn\u2019t know how long his flashlight batteries will last*<\/p>\n<p>Literally the Podcast: <i>I began to wonder how much battery I had in my torch. I had put a fresh one in before my expedition; I\u2019m not stupid. But the more I thought about it, the more I realized that I don\u2019t actually know how long batteries last for continuous use in a\u00a0<\/i>\u2013\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>My headphones, at top volume: YOUR BATTERY IS LOW.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>copperbadge: Me: *listening to The Magnus Archives, a creepypasta podcast, on my bluetooth headphones* Podcast: *has just gotten to the part where our hero, alone in the labyrinthine tunnels under his workplace where his predecessor was murdered, realizes he doesn\u2019t know how long his flashlight batteries will last* Literally the Podcast: I began to wonder &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/10\/how-i-died-of-a-heart-attack-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How I died of a heart attack&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[24,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284514"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=284514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=284514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=284514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=284514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}