{"id":284313,"date":"2018-09-12T16:19:09","date_gmt":"2018-09-12T16:19:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/12\/things-my-brother-has-said-to-me-since-ive-come-3\/"},"modified":"2018-09-12T16:19:09","modified_gmt":"2018-09-12T16:19:09","slug":"things-my-brother-has-said-to-me-since-ive-come-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/12\/things-my-brother-has-said-to-me-since-ive-come-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Things my brother has said to me since I\u2019ve come out"},"content":{"rendered":"

demonicsymphony<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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velociowl<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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arctizii<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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icecoldparadise<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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teaforascripturient<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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madi-zaphara<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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daeneryaastargaryen<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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strawberryshortcakekitten<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Bro: You can\u2019t say you\u2019re pan if you\u2019ve only dated cis-boys Jess..<\/p>\n

Me: Then you can\u2019t say you\u2019re straight since you\u2019ve never had a girlfriend<\/p>\n

Bro: touche\u2026<\/p>\n

____________________________________________________________ <\/p>\n

Bro: so you like girls?<\/p>\n

Me: yep<\/p>\n

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?<\/p>\n

Me: maybe<\/p>\n

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO??\u00a0<\/p>\n

____________________________________________________________ <\/p>\n

Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?<\/p>\n

Me: sure\u2026 $10?<\/p>\n

Bro: okay<\/p>\n

Me: sweet\u2026cough up the money because i already kissed three<\/p>\n

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore\u2026No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school\u2026.<\/p>\n

____________________________________________________________ <\/p>\n

Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU<\/p>\n

____________________________________________________________ <\/p>\n

Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?<\/p>\n

Bro: yeah?<\/p>\n

Friend: what\u2019s that?<\/p>\n

Bro: basically she\u2019ll date anyone<\/p>\n

Friend: think she\u2019ll date me?<\/p>\n

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..<\/p>\n

____________________________________________________________ <\/p>\n

Bro: so\u2026how was narnia?<\/p>\n

____________________________________________________________ <\/p>\n

Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)\u2019s house because you\u2019re pan and they are too<\/p>\n

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out<\/p>\n

Mother: yeah but-<\/p>\n

Bro: and they\u2019re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn\u2019t get pregnant or anything<\/p>\n

Mother: yeah but-<\/p>\n

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has<\/p>\n

____________________________________________________________ <\/p>\n

Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED<\/p>\n

____________________________________________________________<\/p>\n

Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?<\/p>\n

Me: ew no<\/p>\n

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS\u00a0<\/p>\n

____________________________________________________________<\/p>\n

Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type<\/p>\n

Mother: but youre pan and\u00a0\u2018youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender\u2019 so you dont have a type<\/p>\n

Bro: thats like saying because i\u2019m straight i like every girl mom\u2026she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce<\/p>\n

____________________________________________________________ <\/p>\n

Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you\u2019re queer?<\/p>\n

Me: hopefully<\/p>\n

Bro: sweet\u2026..can i tell her??<\/p>\n

Me: no?<\/p>\n

Bro: dammit\u2026<\/p>\n

____________________________________________________________<\/p>\n

Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur<\/p>\n

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you<\/p>\n

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!<\/p>\n

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?<\/p>\n

Me: what?<\/p>\n

Bro: you\u2019re no longer grandmas favorite\u2026now i get all the money\/food<\/p>\n

____________________________________________________________ <\/p>\n

Bro: aw fuck<\/p>\n

Me: what?<\/p>\n

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can\u2019t punch a girl!\u00a0<\/p>\n

Me: no thats okay-<\/p>\n

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This is so sweet actually<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

@zaiyo<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

YOU LIMP LETTUCE<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Im always gonna reblog this because 1. The learned support is awesome. 2. This boy is an absolute humorous gem. 3. Sibling support ftw (with the a healthy dash of competition)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I wish i had that kind of relationship with my brother tho<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cHOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???\u201d<\/p>\n

wish i had a bro like that<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I reblog this when I see it because I desperately miss my brother. This is exactly the shit that would have gone down when I came out as trans. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

demonicsymphony: velociowl: arctizii: icecoldparadise: teaforascripturient: madi-zaphara: daeneryaastargaryen: strawberryshortcakekitten: Bro: You can\u2019t say you\u2019re pan if you\u2019ve only dated cis-boys Jess.. Me: Then you can\u2019t say you\u2019re straight since you\u2019ve never had a girlfriend Bro: touche\u2026 ____________________________________________________________ Bro: so you like girls? Me: yep Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend? Me: maybe Bro: NOW I … <\/p>\n

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