{"id":284210,"date":"2018-09-13T15:31:19","date_gmt":"2018-09-13T15:31:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/13\/reasons-why-my-professor-is-actually-the-best-2\/"},"modified":"2018-09-13T15:31:19","modified_gmt":"2018-09-13T15:31:19","slug":"reasons-why-my-professor-is-actually-the-best-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/13\/reasons-why-my-professor-is-actually-the-best-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Reasons why my professor is actually the best"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/a-series-of-endless-fails.tumblr.com\/post\/177954749275\/reasons-why-my-professor-is-actually-the-best\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">a-series-of-endless-fails<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>1. After two people dropped out of the class (bringing the total enrolled to 9) He said \u201clooks like now we have the right number for a journey across Middle Earth to destroy the One Ring\u201d<\/p>\n<p>2. He referred to the end of Iliad Book I\u2019s feast with the gods as \u201cthe real gods of mount olympus\u201d <\/p>\n<p>3. Referred to the greek gods as being like the subspecies of humans known as \u201centitled teenagers\u201d <\/p>\n<p>4. Always seems to bring in cookies on the day when you absolutely need a cookie <\/p>\n<p>5. Once I started crying in his office and he started crying too because he doesn\u2019t like when other people are sad<\/p>\n<p>6. Referred to Alexander the Great as the \u201csexiest conqueror the world had ever seen\u201d <\/p>\n<p>7. Outright said what everyone was thinking after reading the epic of gilgamesh\u00a0\u201cyeah so Gilgamesh and Enkidu were so fucking gay\u201d<\/p>\n<p>THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD ALL TAKE CLASSICS\/ HISTORY CLASSES<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a-series-of-endless-fails: 1. After two people dropped out of the class (bringing the total enrolled to 9) He said \u201clooks like now we have the right number for a journey across Middle Earth to destroy the One Ring\u201d 2. He referred to the end of Iliad Book I\u2019s feast with the gods as \u201cthe real gods &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/13\/reasons-why-my-professor-is-actually-the-best-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Reasons why my professor is actually the best&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[6492,2317,5688,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284210"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=284210"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284210\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=284210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=284210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=284210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}