{"id":284012,"date":"2018-09-16T07:35:40","date_gmt":"2018-09-16T07:35:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/16\/raptorific-dcupenguin-roscuro69-2\/"},"modified":"2018-09-16T07:35:40","modified_gmt":"2018-09-16T07:35:40","slug":"raptorific-dcupenguin-roscuro69-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/16\/raptorific-dcupenguin-roscuro69-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

raptorific<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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dcupenguin<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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roscuro69<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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justiceleaque<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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bruce wayne answering \u201cyes\u201d completely honestly, non-jokingly, with a deadpan voice when the media ask him in jest if he\u2019s batman is a mood<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#and then years down the line they find out he\u2019s batman and bruce is just like \u2018i mean i never denied it\u2019<\/a>
\n \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 <\/p>\n

#bruce
\n not caring enough to hide his identity has been such a staple for
\nbatman comics but even the writers don\u2019t realize they\u2019re doing it<\/a>
<\/a><\/p>\n

#there was this early 70s comics about a killer sending his victims batman costumes and killing them while they had them on<\/a> <\/p>\n

#so the police started suspecting one of the victims might be the real batman<\/a> <\/p>\n

#but inevitably bruce wayne gets a suit so commissioner gordon asks him if he could think of a reason the killer targeted him<\/a>
\n \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/p>\n

\u00a0#and bruce just replies \u2018no but the design is awful it\u2019s nothing like the original downstairs\u2019<\/a>
\n \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/p>\n

\u00a0#while alfred is just looking straight into the panel\u2019s camera resigned<\/a>
\n \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0
\n \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0
\n \u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n

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In Gotham Adventures #35, Bruce is made part of a jury for the court case of a man that was apprehended by Batman.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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And he just fuckin. He Does That<\/p>\n

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What seems to keep his cover isn\u2019t secrecy (though there\u2019s plenty of it), but instead just how absolutely outrageous<\/b><\/i> the idea is. Bruce Wayne??<\/i> Batman???<\/b><\/i> Puh-lease<\/i>. I mean, have you seen<\/i> the guy? Sure he\u2019s a nice guy, but he\u2019s far<\/i> too busy having people run WE for him and going on pleasure cruises to be Batman<\/i>. I mean, really.\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n

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(Good thing nobody notices the cool symbolic silhouette deal he\u2019s got going on there.)
It\u2019s likely become something akin to the\u00a0\u2018Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer\u2019 joke, (check out\u00a0this<\/a>\u00a0post) and Bruce often just feeds it, making it even easier to get away with. It\u2019s fucking hilarious.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Those people are gonna feel silly since anyone with eyes could see that the butts match\u2026. I mean, the facts don\u2019t lie<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

raptorific: dcupenguin: roscuro69: justiceleaque: bruce wayne answering \u201cyes\u201d completely honestly, non-jokingly, with a deadpan voice when the media ask him in jest if he\u2019s batman is a mood #and then years down the line they find out he\u2019s batman and bruce is just like \u2018i mean i never denied it\u2019 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 #bruce not caring … <\/p>\n

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