{"id":283983,"date":"2018-09-16T14:43:45","date_gmt":"2018-09-16T14:43:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/16\/theredheadinquestion-hastalux-so-my-partner\/"},"modified":"2018-09-16T14:43:45","modified_gmt":"2018-09-16T14:43:45","slug":"theredheadinquestion-hastalux-so-my-partner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/16\/theredheadinquestion-hastalux-so-my-partner\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

theredheadinquestion<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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hastalux<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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So my partner is one of those humans that likes to hit the snooze button approximately 658098938 times every morning. I hate <\/i>the snooze button. Deeply. I\u2019ve never used one. My rule is that unless he is going to physically get out of bed before me his first alarm cannot go off before mine. He used to let his go off starting at like, 6, when he doesn\u2019t actually get out of bed til way closer to 8, and I just. Cannot. So that got banned.\u00a0<\/p>\n

However.<\/i> He\u2019s started to use an Alexa device as an alarm. And man, I love to hear that bitch troll his ass every morning. I used to get progressively more irritated the more of them went off, and straight up refuse to turn them off myself if I was up already (I still do) but. Alexa. She will just straight up ignore him trying to turn off the snooze for like a solid 5 minutes. I love her.\u00a0<\/p>\n

*alarm*<\/i><\/p>\n

Him, very sleepy:<\/b> Alexa\u2026.snooze<\/p>\n

*alarm*<\/i><\/p>\n

Him:<\/b> <\/i>Alexaaaaaa<\/p>\n

*alarm*<\/i><\/p>\n

Him:<\/b> Alexa stop<\/p>\n

*alarm* *pause*\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n

Alexa:<\/b> Sorry, I didn\u2019t catch that.<\/p>\n

*alarm*<\/i><\/p>\n

Him:<\/b> Alexxxxxxaaaaaaa<\/p>\n

*his phone alarm also starts going off*<\/i><\/p>\n

*I just laugh, because I am evil*<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This makes me very happy for some inexplicable reason. Probably the trolling\u2026 \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude07<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

theredheadinquestion: hastalux: So my partner is one of those humans that likes to hit the snooze button approximately 658098938 times every morning. I hate the snooze button. Deeply. I\u2019ve never used one. My rule is that unless he is going to physically get out of bed before me his first alarm cannot go off before … <\/p>\n

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