{"id":283965,"date":"2018-09-16T17:54:15","date_gmt":"2018-09-16T17:54:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/16\/so-im-on-a-trip-with-my-robotics-team-and-theres\/"},"modified":"2018-09-16T17:54:15","modified_gmt":"2018-09-16T17:54:15","slug":"so-im-on-a-trip-with-my-robotics-team-and-theres","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/16\/so-im-on-a-trip-with-my-robotics-team-and-theres\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tree4life25.tumblr.com\/post\/171649085435\/i-love-word-association-games-so-im-on-a-trip\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">tree4life25<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i-love-word-association-games.tumblr.com\/post\/171649014942\/so-im-on-a-trip-with-my-robotics-team-and-theres\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">i-love-word-association-games<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>So I\u2019m on a trip with my robotics team and there\u2019s only two \u201cgirls\u201d (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there\u2019s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night. <\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not joking. They were literally arguing over who\u2019s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).<\/p>\n<p>And I asked them \u201cwhy don\u2019t you just share a bed?\u201d And they all gave me the same answer:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, that\u2019s weird! That\u2019d be gay!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve never seen so many Straight Guys\u2122\ufe0f enraged by a single sentence before<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is the best thing I\u2019ve ever read in my life.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tree4life25: i-love-word-association-games: So I\u2019m on a trip with my robotics team and there\u2019s only two \u201cgirls\u201d (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there\u2019s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/16\/so-im-on-a-trip-with-my-robotics-team-and-theres\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[21241,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283965"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=283965"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283965\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=283965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=283965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=283965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}