{"id":283872,"date":"2018-09-17T12:21:03","date_gmt":"2018-09-17T12:21:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/17\/gehayi-aricide-thestarsaredown\/"},"modified":"2018-09-17T12:21:03","modified_gmt":"2018-09-17T12:21:03","slug":"gehayi-aricide-thestarsaredown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/17\/gehayi-aricide-thestarsaredown\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

gehayi<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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aricide<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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thestarsaredown<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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cutest-angel-in-heaven<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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swede-bloggg<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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pep95<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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queenbradbury<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon<\/p>\n

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and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there<\/p>\n

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza<\/p>\n

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line<\/i>, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it\u2019s far from our door<\/p>\n

so a heads up to everyone i\u2019m pretty sure<\/i> domino\u2019s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

demono<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

((\u201dNot just pizza\u201d))<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

((\u201dbut eternal damnation\u201d))<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Alternate theory: It wasn\u2019t that the pizza guy couldn\u2019t cross the line of salt himself.<\/p>\n

He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in, and he didn\u2019t want nothing to do with your demon asses<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

As a manager a dominos i can confirm that, as an equal opportunity employer, we employ an astonishing amount of demons and hellbeasts<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Not surprising, as Domino\u2019s will deliver you to Hell in thirty minutes or less<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

gehayi: aricide: thestarsaredown: cutest-angel-in-heaven: swede-bloggg: pep95: queenbradbury: omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there and my brother went outside to sign … <\/p>\n

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