{"id":283761,"date":"2018-09-18T12:21:08","date_gmt":"2018-09-18T12:21:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/18\/wombatking-wombatking-newtgeiszler\/"},"modified":"2018-09-18T12:21:08","modified_gmt":"2018-09-18T12:21:08","slug":"wombatking-wombatking-newtgeiszler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/18\/wombatking-wombatking-newtgeiszler\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

wombatking<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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newtgeiszler<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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jesterofthetraveler<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he\u2019s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it\u2019s gone downhill for him<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be: <\/p>\n

John Mulaney – early 20th century<\/p>\n

Eric Andre – Probably 17th century or so. <\/p>\n

Taika Waititi – Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare<\/p>\n

Keanu Reeves – We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed. <\/p>\n

Jeff Goldblum – 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon. <\/p>\n

Tommy Wiseau – Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I have been informed of a few additional immortals in my studies.<\/p>\n

Oscar Isaac – Renaissance era, good friend of Da Vinci and Michaelangelo. We have no proof that he was not the model for David but I suspect. <\/p>\n

Dwayne Johnson – Ancient World, helped to build many of the Seven Wonders with his prodigious strength. Had a reputation as a ruthless and fearsome warrior, but wasn\u2019t really into it, so he played dead after this kid hit him with a slingshot and went off to follow his passion for the arts. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

wombatking: wombatking: newtgeiszler: jesterofthetraveler: I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he\u2019s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired jeff golblum is thousands … <\/p>\n

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