{"id":283429,"date":"2018-09-21T14:43:53","date_gmt":"2018-09-21T14:43:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/21\/bace-jeleren-trans-mouse-john-marshall\/"},"modified":"2018-09-21T14:43:53","modified_gmt":"2018-09-21T14:43:53","slug":"bace-jeleren-trans-mouse-john-marshall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/21\/bace-jeleren-trans-mouse-john-marshall\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bace-jeleren.tumblr.com\/post\/176730074555\/trans-mouse-john-marshall-john-marshall\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">bace-jeleren<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/trans-mouse.tumblr.com\/post\/176729365245\/john-marshall-john-marshall-john-marshall\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">trans-mouse<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/john-marshall.tumblr.com\/post\/176726414146\/john-marshall-john-marshall-use-the-right\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">john-marshall<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/john-marshall.tumblr.com\/post\/176726096416\/john-marshall-use-the-right-knives-when-you-cook\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">john-marshall<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/john-marshall.tumblr.com\/post\/176725943081\/use-the-right-knives-when-you-cook-please\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">john-marshall<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>use the right knives when you cook please<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>i\u2019m not kidding and i\u2019m not being mean i\u2019m watching these videos of people trying to cut like, carrots, and they\u2019re using butcher knives, and i just\u2026 I cook a lot and I don\u2019t own a butcher knife, I\u2019ve never had one, I\u2019ve never needed one. I don\u2019t cleave through\u2026 bone like. please<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>like listen, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0753161G3\/ref=sspa_dk_detail_3?psc=1&amp;pd_rd_i=B0753161G3&amp;pd_rd_wg=riiUb&amp;pd_rd_r=VR70PC71N341W4H5CWP1&amp;pd_rd_w=RDXWn\" target=\"_blank\">this set is $18.99 with the coupon it has available right now.<\/a> unless you do a lot of cooking in which case you\u2019re not the target audience of this post you don\u2019t need more knives than this like\u2026 please<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/ddb06518df93925eae39652799b8531b\/tumblr_inline_pd2y59ge5L1u5sv4t_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>from left to right:\u00a0<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>paring knife: it\u2019s good for small cuts. deseeding a jalapeno, cutting up strawberries.<\/li>\n<li>utility knife: allegedly these make cutting tomatoes easier. i don\u2019t actually find cutting tomatoes difficult, so i don\u2019t know. i use it mostly for trimming meat.<\/li>\n<li>santoku knife: this is essentially a chef\u2019s knife with a straight blade. it\u2019s good for veggies.\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>chef\u2019s knife: i use a chef\u2019s knife for almost everything. it can chop a head of romaine and it can cut a chicken breast in half. whatever. just don\u2019t use it for tiny shit.\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>slicing knife: good for slicing cooked meats<\/li>\n<li>bread knife: bread<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>it\u2019s also gay.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Cutting-Sharpener-Kitchen-Smeala-Non-slip\/dp\/B07D76NWDT\/ref=sr_1_3_sspa?s=home-garden&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1533627549&amp;sr=1-3-spons&amp;keywords=cutting%2Bboard%2Bwith%2Bsharpener&amp;th=1\" target=\"_blank\">and here\u2019s a cutting board with a knife sharpener.<\/a>\u00a0keeping your knives sharp is a good idea because cuts from dull knives are harder to treat, are more likely to get infected, and are more painful over time. cuts happen but you can reduce your risks<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Who wants to get me some knives?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h1>Gay knives save lives <\/h1>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>bace-jeleren: trans-mouse: john-marshall: john-marshall: john-marshall: use the right knives when you cook please i\u2019m not kidding and i\u2019m not being mean i\u2019m watching these videos of people trying to cut like, carrots, and they\u2019re using butcher knives, and i just\u2026 I cook a lot and I don\u2019t own a butcher knife, I\u2019ve never had one, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/21\/bace-jeleren-trans-mouse-john-marshall\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4522,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283429"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=283429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283429\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=283429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=283429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=283429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}