{"id":283215,"date":"2018-09-23T10:45:51","date_gmt":"2018-09-23T10:45:51","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2018-09-23T10:45:51","modified_gmt":"2018-09-23T10:45:51","slug":"so-far-tonight-three-mice-have-violently-flung","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/23\/so-far-tonight-three-mice-have-violently-flung\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

katy-l-wood<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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gallusrostromegalus<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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katy-l-wood<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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thetalee<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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gallusrostromegalus<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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katy-l-wood<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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katy-l-wood<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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So far tonight three mice have violently flung themselves into the glass front wall of the cabin, hard enough to knock themselves out. I\u2026really don\u2019t want to know what\u2019s about in the forest tonight that is making them so desperate to get inside. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Probably<\/i> a fox. Maybe<\/i> a demon. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Possibly<\/i> a moose<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I thought the moose was covered under\u00a0\u201cdemon\u201d?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Accurate.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Who\u2019d win in a fight tho? Lucifer Fineprint McTerribleFiddlePlayer or 1500lbs of Chaotic Asshole with roughly 20 knives growing out of his head?<\/p>\n

The Mountains are Divine becuase the devil doesn\u2019t dare go up there.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

IT HAS BECOME SHIRT.
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Also stickers, mugs, prints, whatever else you might want. Even a bedspread. Get you some devil moose goods. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

katy-l-wood: gallusrostromegalus: katy-l-wood: thetalee: gallusrostromegalus: katy-l-wood: katy-l-wood: So far tonight three mice have violently flung themselves into the glass front wall of the cabin, hard enough to knock themselves out. I\u2026really don\u2019t want to know what\u2019s about in the forest tonight that is making them so desperate to get inside. Probably a fox. Maybe a … <\/p>\n

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