{"id":282535,"date":"2018-09-29T14:43:45","date_gmt":"2018-09-29T14:43:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/29\/cloama-thatwriterchickyouknow\/"},"modified":"2018-09-29T14:43:45","modified_gmt":"2018-09-29T14:43:45","slug":"cloama-thatwriterchickyouknow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/29\/cloama-thatwriterchickyouknow\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

cloama<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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thatwriterchickyouknow<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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charlotebronte<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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fromrushhourwithlove<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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charlotebronte<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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every fall teenage girls are like..\u00a0\u201coh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it\u201d and honestly? how dare they. that\u2019s so annoying. why can\u2019t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Probably because they\u2019re generally indifferent to the flavor of it and rather use it for in group\/out group signalling like the giant basic bitch wall-decorations-from-target early childhood education\/nutrition hive mind they are.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

dude shut the fuck up lol<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

ok i spend all day with teenagers and am paid to educate them and let me tell you most of my girls may love leggings (comfy) and iced coffees (yummy) but i have never, NEVER, seen thirty of them spend a solid month all playing the same boring goddamn video game or had to pry them off their tablets and phones the day some ugly-ass overpriced sneaker drops<\/p>\n

try and get a group of teenage boys to all stop making the same fucking meme reference all. goddamn. day. then, and ONLY then, can you talk to me about hive mind<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Can you imagine being a middle or high school teacher when Pickle Rick dropped.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

cloama: thatwriterchickyouknow: charlotebronte: fromrushhourwithlove: charlotebronte: every fall teenage girls are like..\u00a0\u201coh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it\u201d and honestly? how dare they. that\u2019s so annoying. why can\u2019t they buy the beverage that i, a … <\/p>\n

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