{"id":282440,"date":"2018-09-30T18:41:52","date_gmt":"2018-09-30T18:41:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/30\/i-love-that-i-have-to-go-to-menswear-to-find-a\/"},"modified":"2018-09-30T18:41:52","modified_gmt":"2018-09-30T18:41:52","slug":"i-love-that-i-have-to-go-to-menswear-to-find-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/30\/i-love-that-i-have-to-go-to-menswear-to-find-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/themadcapmathematician.tumblr.com\/post\/178420834208\/i-love-that-i-have-to-go-to-menswear-to-find-a\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">themadcapmathematician<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tockthewatchdog.tumblr.com\/post\/178294447524\/i-love-that-i-have-to-go-to-menswear-to-find-a\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">tockthewatchdog<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tockthewatchdog.tumblr.com\/post\/178287960519\/i-love-that-i-have-to-go-to-menswear-to-find-a\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">tockthewatchdog<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"npf_chat\"><b>me:<\/b> i need a plain black t shirt <\/p>\n<p class=\"npf_chat\"><b>target women\u2019s section:<\/b> would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human pi\u00f1ata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey! <\/p>\n<p class=\"npf_chat\"><b>target men\u2019s section:<\/b> yeah sure. it\u2019s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Women\u2019s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??<\/p>\n<p>Men\u2019s section: here\u2019s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>themadcapmathematician: tockthewatchdog: tockthewatchdog: i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that me: i need a plain black t shirt target women\u2019s section: would you like to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/30\/i-love-that-i-have-to-go-to-menswear-to-find-a\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2710,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282440"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=282440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=282440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=282440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=282440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}