{"id":282387,"date":"2018-10-01T11:33:44","date_gmt":"2018-10-01T11:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/01\/calleo-hi-pot-and-news-zombu7\/"},"modified":"2018-10-01T11:33:44","modified_gmt":"2018-10-01T11:33:44","slug":"calleo-hi-pot-and-news-zombu7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/01\/calleo-hi-pot-and-news-zombu7\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

calleo<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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hi-pot-and-news<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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zombu7<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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aworldofgrey<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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saltyqrow<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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questionsofmuggles<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Could you imagine being Voldemort\u2019s brother if you weren\u2019t at all interested in his genocide, and have to spend all of your time proving to everyone else that you don\u2019t support what he\u2019s doing?<\/p>\n

Even worse, imagine being his identical twin. So you not only have to prove that you\u2019re not like him, but also that you\u2019re literally not him.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m just picturing this kind of lame, not super interesting guy. His name is something pedestrian, similar to Tom. Something like Bob. Bob Riddle. He was probably a Hufflepuff. He\u2019s got some low-level job, like as a Welcome Wizard at St. Mungo\u2019s. His love life is non-existent, because the only people who want to date someone who looks exactly like Voldemort are the kind of people who marry convicted serial killers.<\/p>\n

But Bob\u2019s unexciting life is constantly made exciting by people throwing stuff at him, cursing at him, literally cursing him, and\/or arresting him on a daily basis.<\/p>\n

The Daily Prophet<\/i> constantly speculates about whether or not he actually does support Voldemort, and the Quibbler<\/i>\u00a0says he doesn\u2019t exist at all, that Bob is actually just Voldemort trying to earn minimum wage so as to sponsor his genocide. Media headlines dub him \u201cLord Voldeborb.\u201d So Bob has a series of memoirs published to prove how dissimilar he is to his brother.<\/p>\n

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And eventually having all these books written about him convinces him that he can write. So he writes an autobiography about how boring his life is.<\/p>\n

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This is beautiful<\/span> <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

xD <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

SOMEONE WRITE THIS PLEASE ASHDHDSHF IM THRISTY<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Can his name be Tim instead? I feel like Tim would be a more complementary name since parents love giving twins names that sound alike. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I would read all of these.<\/p>\n

Also, @tmvoldemort<\/a> \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

calleo: hi-pot-and-news: zombu7: aworldofgrey: saltyqrow: questionsofmuggles: Could you imagine being Voldemort\u2019s brother if you weren\u2019t at all interested in his genocide, and have to spend all of your time proving to everyone else that you don\u2019t support what he\u2019s doing? Even worse, imagine being his identical twin. So you not only have to prove that … <\/p>\n

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