{"id":282358,"date":"2018-10-01T17:06:50","date_gmt":"2018-10-01T17:06:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/01\/theostry-cortexiphanolivia-sorry-half-an-hour\/"},"modified":"2018-12-08T23:10:33","modified_gmt":"2018-12-08T23:10:33","slug":"theostry-cortexiphanolivia-sorry-half-an-hour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/01\/theostry-cortexiphanolivia-sorry-half-an-hour\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-282358 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/01\/theostry-cortexiphanolivia-sorry-half-an-hour\/attachment\/282359\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/tumblr_pfsi74Gaxt1uxd1zoo4_400-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/tumblr_pfsi74Gaxt1uxd1zoo4_400-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/tumblr_pfsi74Gaxt1uxd1zoo4_400-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/01\/theostry-cortexiphanolivia-sorry-half-an-hour\/attachment\/282360\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/tumblr_pfsi74Gaxt1uxd1zoo1_400-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/tumblr_pfsi74Gaxt1uxd1zoo1_400-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/tumblr_pfsi74Gaxt1uxd1zoo1_400-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/01\/theostry-cortexiphanolivia-sorry-half-an-hour\/attachment\/282361\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/tumblr_pfsi74Gaxt1uxd1zoo2_400-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/tumblr_pfsi74Gaxt1uxd1zoo2_400-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/tumblr_pfsi74Gaxt1uxd1zoo2_400-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/01\/theostry-cortexiphanolivia-sorry-half-an-hour\/attachment\/282362\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/tumblr_pfsi74Gaxt1uxd1zoo3_400-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/tumblr_pfsi74Gaxt1uxd1zoo3_400-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/tumblr_pfsi74Gaxt1uxd1zoo3_400-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/theostry.tumblr.com\/post\/178560785271\/cortexiphanolivia-sorry-half-an-hour-ago-i-was-a\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">theostry<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cortexiphanolivia.tumblr.com\/post\/178555275510\/sorry-half-an-hour-ago-i-was-a-white-haired\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">cortexiphanolivia<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><i><small>Sorry, half an hour ago I was a white-haired Scotsman.<\/small><\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>But consider:<\/p>\n<p>Doctor: Why are you calling me \u2018madam\u2019?<\/p>\n<p>Yaz: To be polite. <\/p>\n<p>Doctor: *pause*  *thinks about it* Oh! Thank you!  *brilliant smile*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>theostry: cortexiphanolivia: Sorry, half an hour ago I was a white-haired Scotsman. But consider: Doctor: Why are you calling me \u2018madam\u2019? Yaz: To be polite. Doctor: *pause* *thinks about it* Oh! 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