{"id":282286,"date":"2018-10-02T06:48:03","date_gmt":"2018-10-02T06:48:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/02\/vcbx5-kyraneko-themiscyra1983-kyraneko\/"},"modified":"2018-10-02T06:48:03","modified_gmt":"2018-10-02T06:48:03","slug":"vcbx5-kyraneko-themiscyra1983-kyraneko","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/02\/vcbx5-kyraneko-themiscyra1983-kyraneko\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

vcbx5<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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kyraneko<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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themiscyra1983<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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kyraneko<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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missif-15fandoms<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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actual-ironman-tonystark<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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marisatomay<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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actual-ironman-tonystark<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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shakspaere<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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alrightanakin<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Every Adult In \u201cHarry Potter\u201d Let Us Down At Some Point And That\u2019s Important<\/b> a 900 page dissertation by me<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

And that includes Joanne Kathleen Rowling<\/b> a tear stained afterword by me<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Hagrid Is The Exception <\/b>a rebuttal by me<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

The Time Hagrid Told Voldemort How to Take Out Something Protecting an Object that Grants Immortality When He Was Drunk and Other Well-Meaning Fuck Ups<\/b> a lengthy chapter <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

You\u2019re Absolutely Right<\/b> a retraction<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

How dare you assume Molly Weasley has done anything wrong ever<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n

That Time Molly Yelled At The Twins And Ron For Saving Harry From Abuse And Starvation, Thus Likely Communicating To The Abused Kid In Her Presence That His Welfare Was Less Important Than Not Borrowing The Car, That Time Molly Was Utterly Condescending About How Harry Is A Child And Doesn\u2019t Deserve To Know Anything In A Way That Probably Heightened His Determination To Prove Otherwise, That Time Molly Said The Twins Put Together Aren\u2019t As Good As Any Of Their Brothers Over OWL Results That They Worked Hard On And Were Proud Of, That Time Molly Forcibly Cut Her Adult Son\u2019s Hair Right Before His Wedding, That Time Molly Spent A Year Being Mean And Rejectful Toward Her Son\u2019s Fiancee, That Time Molly Sent Hermione A Deliberate\u00a0\u201cFuck You\u201d Present For Easter Because She Believed A False Story Written In <\/b>Witch Weekly<\/b><\/i>\u00a0Without Making Any Attempt To Ask The People Actually Involved, Those Times She Made Her Youngest Son\u2019s Christmas Sweaters His Least Favorite Color, And Every Time She Belittled Her Husband\u2019s Hobby, The Twins\u2019 Interests, And Bill\u2019s Appearance Because She Couldn\u2019t Be Bothered To Understand Or Value Or Even Be Kind About Them<\/b>\u00a0<\/i>a detailed reminder that no one\u2019s perfect and sometimes what one person doesn\u2019t mind or see hits another person hard<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Florean Fortescue Just Wanted To Sell Some Ice Cream And Help Harry With His Homework He Is The Only Adult Who Didn\u2019t Mess Up Until Getting Killed By Voldemort, RIP<\/b>\u00a0<\/i>an increasingly strident addendum by me<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

OK You\u2019re Absolutely Right Florean Fortescue Was In Fact Perfect As Far As I\u2019m Aware<\/b>\u00a0<\/i>a concession by me<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

omg<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

vcbx5: kyraneko: themiscyra1983: kyraneko: missif-15fandoms: actual-ironman-tonystark: marisatomay: actual-ironman-tonystark: shakspaere: alrightanakin: Every Adult In \u201cHarry Potter\u201d Let Us Down At Some Point And That\u2019s Important a 900 page dissertation by me And that includes Joanne Kathleen Rowling a tear stained afterword by me Hagrid Is The Exception a rebuttal by me The Time Hagrid Told Voldemort … <\/p>\n

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