{"id":282074,"date":"2018-10-04T02:37:45","date_gmt":"2018-10-04T02:37:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/04\/operationsc-flubz-you-or-your-memory\/"},"modified":"2018-10-04T02:37:45","modified_gmt":"2018-10-04T02:37:45","slug":"operationsc-flubz-you-or-your-memory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/04\/operationsc-flubz-you-or-your-memory\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

operationsc<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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flubz<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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you-or-your-memory<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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carryonmy-assbutt<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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merinnan<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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myangelofthelord<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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merinnan<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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marimopet<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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gotitforcheap<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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if you\u2019re american and coming to australia, I\u2019m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named\u00a0\u201cdane\u201d in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

what does this say in english<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cGood sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named\u00a0\u2018Dane\u2019 who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent\u201d.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

ok so what does it say in american<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cYou\u2019re more likely to get sucker punched\/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider\u201d.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

thank you<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Well rattle my spoons, that don\u2019t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cIf ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin\u2019 to get to some fisticuffs more’n checkin fer spiders.\u201d<\/p>\n

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This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

operationsc: flubz: you-or-your-memory: carryonmy-assbutt: merinnan: myangelofthelord: merinnan: marimopet: gotitforcheap: if you\u2019re american and coming to australia, I\u2019m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named\u00a0\u201cdane\u201d in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here what does this say in … <\/p>\n

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