{"id":282014,"date":"2018-10-04T14:43:54","date_gmt":"2018-10-04T14:43:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/04\/gotlostintheuniverse-coffeebuddha\/"},"modified":"2018-10-04T14:43:54","modified_gmt":"2018-10-04T14:43:54","slug":"gotlostintheuniverse-coffeebuddha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/04\/gotlostintheuniverse-coffeebuddha\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

gotlostintheuniverse<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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coffeebuddha<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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wreathedinscales<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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celean0<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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cheekless0nion<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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cocksmasher69<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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spearmint-milkshake<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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i just saw a fb post where a man was arguing with a woman about the best way to make macarons and he kept insisting that she was wrong, and then eventually he was like\u00a0\u201cI\u2019ve never personally made macarons, but if you think about it what I\u2019m saying makes sense, i\u2019m simply stating the obvious. i\u2019m sure there are plenty of youtube tutorials that would show you the same thing.\u201d and the woman replied by linking him to her instagram business page and she makes fuckin macaron towers for parties for a living and i\u2019ve been laughing about it for a solid 5 minutes.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Men automatically assume they\u2019re more of an expert on something than any woman on account of their dicks. I\u2019ve never met such an ignorant and narcissistic creature as a male<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I\u2019ll never forget a time when a fb friend of mine posted that she\u2019s on her way to hospital to give birth. Women commented with\u00a0\u201cgood luck\u201d and other encouraging messages. A man\u2019s comment was advice on how to give birth.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

You have got to be kidding me<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

So I was talking about Jekyll & Hyde (the book) at a writer\u2019s museum while we were looking at an Robert Louis Stevenson exhibit. I was giving my take on Jekyll, and my brother tried to counter it. I countered back easily, and then he said \u201cwell I\u2019ve never read the book\u201d<\/p>\n

My dude\u2026\u2026\u2026..stop<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

my ex, whose baking experience was pretty much limited to frying premade biscuit dough in boy scouts to make\u00a0\u2018donuts\u2019, would constantly try to correct me or give me advice on baking<\/p>\n

i\u2019m a fucking pastry chef<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

met a dude at a party who was talking about physics and asked if i\u2019d ever listened to any online physics lectures bc he listened to all<\/i> of this one series and they were so<\/i> helpful and maybe i could learn some physics too<\/p>\n

i have a degree in physics<\/p>\n

and am a published coauthor in astrophysics <\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

gotlostintheuniverse: coffeebuddha: wreathedinscales: celean0: cheekless0nion: cocksmasher69: spearmint-milkshake: i just saw a fb post where a man was arguing with a woman about the best way to make macarons and he kept insisting that she was wrong, and then eventually he was like\u00a0\u201cI\u2019ve never personally made macarons, but if you think about it what I\u2019m saying … <\/p>\n

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