{"id":281808,"date":"2018-10-06T17:54:22","date_gmt":"2018-10-06T17:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/06\/disgruntled-detectives-2\/"},"modified":"2018-10-06T17:54:22","modified_gmt":"2018-10-06T17:54:22","slug":"disgruntled-detectives-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/06\/disgruntled-detectives-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/disgruntled-detectives.tumblr.com\/post\/168889438013\/tiger-in-the-flightdeck-chaosragamuffin\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">disgruntled-detectives<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tiger-in-the-flightdeck.tumblr.com\/post\/166879095027\/chaosragamuffin-elodieunderglass\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">tiger-in-the-flightdeck<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/chaosragamuffin.tumblr.com\/post\/166877954977\/elodieunderglass-jackietheslovakgirl\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">chaosragamuffin<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/elodieunderglass.tumblr.com\/post\/163206130548\/jackietheslovakgirl-mums-the-nerd\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">elodieunderglass<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jackietheslovakgirl.tumblr.com\/post\/162848941842\/mums-the-nerd-astudyincanon-holmesguy\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">jackietheslovakgirl<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mums-the-nerd.tumblr.com\/post\/161219963375\/astudyincanon-holmesguy-thedrawingduke\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">mums-the-nerd<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/astudyincanon.tumblr.com\/post\/159384365059\/holmesguy-thedrawingduke\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">astudyincanon<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/holmesguy.tumblr.com\/post\/158568938754\/thedrawingduke-thescienceofjohnlock\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">holmesguy<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thedrawingduke.tumblr.com\/post\/155966190075\/thescienceofjohnlock-merrygalpals\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">thedrawingduke<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thescienceofjohnlock.tumblr.com\/post\/155894396614\/merrygalpals-underthecroissantmoon\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">thescienceofjohnlock<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/merrygalpals.tumblr.com\/post\/154373355529\/underthecroissantmoon\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">merrygalpals<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/underthecroissantmoon.tumblr.com\/post\/154365630592\/tiger-in-the-flightdeck-unnonexistence\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">underthecroissantmoon<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tiger-in-the-flightdeck.tumblr.com\/post\/154358794302\/unnonexistence-unnonexistence\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">tiger-in-the-flightdeck<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unnonexistence.tumblr.com\/post\/153949624397\/unnonexistence-merrygalpals-things-sherlock\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">unnonexistence<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unnonexistence.tumblr.com\/post\/153949168412\/merrygalpals-things-sherlock-holmes-has\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">unnonexistence<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/merrygalpals.tumblr.com\/post\/153859469269\/things-sherlock-holmes-has-canonically-done\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">merrygalpals<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>things sherlock holmes has canonically done:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>scrapbooked the hell out of his newspapers<\/li>\n<li>put on a hat that was too big for him\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>giggled<\/li>\n<li>cried because lestrade was nice to him<\/li>\n<li>got all sappy and romantic by smelling a rose<\/li>\n<li>let a puppy lead him on adventures<\/li>\n<li>\u201cimpish mood\u201d<\/li>\n<li>lit his pipe with an ember from the fireplace because he thought it looked cool<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>feel free to add to this<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>built a pillow fort in a client\u2019s house<\/li>\n<li>told a guy he was giving him secret government documents and then gave him a book about bees instead<\/li>\n<li>told watson stories about his past solely to avoid cleaning his room<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>oh i almost forgot<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>decorated his room with pictures of famous criminals<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>Ordered a picnic for a pair of newlyweds<\/li>\n<li>Was offended that Watson doesn\u2019t praise his skills as a housekeeper<\/li>\n<li>Waived his fee if his clients are too poor to pay him <\/li>\n<li>Made hot chocolate to wake Watson up on a cold morning<\/li>\n<li>Danced around and bowed to imaginary friends<\/li>\n<li>\u2018Flushed up with pleasure\u2019 when being praised<\/li>\n<li>Wouldn\u2019t explain how he comes to conclusions because he was worried Watson would think he is ordinary<\/li>\n<li>Grabs Watson\u2019s hand when he\u2019s frightened<\/li>\n<li>Let <i>another <\/i>puppy lead him on adventures. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>WHERE ARE YALL GETTING THIS\/1!!1!!!????!?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/c948261583801703a624465f2402a50f\/tumblr_inline_oi2mafhc3t1rsdftm_500.gif\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Leaped over furniture like a gazelle.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u2022Shook hands with a baby :,}<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>noticed watson looking sad and touching his old war wound and tried to cheer him up with some deductions about his sparkling eyes<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>deliberately knocked over a table, shattering a glass fruit bowl which sent fruit rolling everywhere, then blamed it on watson and ran away<\/p>\n<p><\/li>\n<li>was not surprised when a dog died after its owner died, due to the\u00a0\u201cbeautiful, faithful nature of dogs\u201d<\/li>\n<li>sent watson a telegram telling him to come over at once so he could tell him his most recent thoughts about dogs and the importance of their emotions to detective work<\/li>\n<li>told Watson anecdotes about his favorite violinist for an hour while they had lunch together<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>made a little diagram out of breadcrumbs while explaining something to Watson<\/p>\n<p><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>Shared a room with watson in a house that had 11 bedrooms<\/li>\n<li>Makes his client wait while he changes into slippers<\/li>\n<li>Has a realistic dummy made of himself and uses it to fool a client<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>twice<\/li>\n<li>in the same story<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Let a jewel thief off one time because:\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>a, the thief cried\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>b, the case had been really easy &amp; if the Yard couldn\u2019t solve it then frankly fuck em<\/p>\n<p>c, it was Christmas<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And People \u2122 still think he was an unfeeling, cold man of reason. Honey that man probably slept with a fluffy stuffed bee.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Made a BIG drama about killing a jellyfish with a rock<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Being a well-paid, soppy mess who retires to keep bees is #TheDream<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Some more!<\/p>\n<p>-Employed a bunch of street urchins, and talked to them like a general with his troops. <\/p>\n<p>-Tore up Watson\u2019s trousers to check him for injuries. <\/p>\n<p>-Lets a man get away with murder because it would keep a pair of sweethearts from being hurt. <\/p>\n<p>-Stops an investigation so he can go look at flowers with Watson <\/p>\n<p>-Still loves dogs even after getting his ankle torn up by one. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Let a murderer go because he did it to avenge his love who had been murdered. <\/p>\n<p>Nearly cried when Watson was shot, knocked the shooter out with the butt of his gun and then threatened to kill him when he woke up. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>disgruntled-detectives: tiger-in-the-flightdeck: chaosragamuffin: elodieunderglass: jackietheslovakgirl: mums-the-nerd: astudyincanon: holmesguy: thedrawingduke: thescienceofjohnlock: merrygalpals: underthecroissantmoon: tiger-in-the-flightdeck: unnonexistence: unnonexistence: merrygalpals: things sherlock holmes has canonically done: scrapbooked the hell out of his newspapers put on a hat that was too big for him\u00a0 giggled cried because lestrade was nice to him got all sappy and romantic by smelling a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/06\/disgruntled-detectives-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[377,25057,148,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281808"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=281808"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281808\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=281808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=281808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=281808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}