{"id":281773,"date":"2018-10-07T04:02:25","date_gmt":"2018-10-07T04:02:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/07\/ambitious-witch-21st-century-flapper\/"},"modified":"2018-10-07T04:02:25","modified_gmt":"2018-10-07T04:02:25","slug":"ambitious-witch-21st-century-flapper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/07\/ambitious-witch-21st-century-flapper\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ambitious-witch.tumblr.com\/post\/178515056463\/21st-century-flapper-prokopetz-headcanon-i\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">ambitious-witch<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/21st-century-flapper.tumblr.com\/post\/178505188465\/prokopetz-headcanon-i-can-muster-a-cogent\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">21st-century-flapper<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/prokopetz.tumblr.com\/post\/178472286587\/headcanon-i-can-muster-a-cogent-argument-for-why\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">prokopetz<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>Headcanon:<\/b> I can muster a cogent argument for why it would make more sense or make for a better story if this were the case<\/p>\n<p><b>Heartcanon:<\/b> I don\u2019t have a particular rationale for why this ought to be the case, I just like to imagine it\u2019s true because it gives me the warm fuzzies<\/p>\n<p><b>Gutcanon:<\/b> it\u2019s not that I actively <i>want<\/i> this to be the case \u2013 it just unaccountably feels like it <i>should<\/i> be<\/p>\n<p><b>Junkcanon:<\/b> I like to imagine it\u2019s true because it gives me the <i>other<\/i> kind of warm fuzzies<\/p>\n<p><b>Spleencanon:<\/b> I insist that this is the case specifically to spite the author, because, like, fuck you, sir or madam<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>ask meme: give me a character\/pairing and I\u2019ll tell you all of my body part canons for them!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Ask me. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ambitious-witch: 21st-century-flapper: prokopetz: Headcanon: I can muster a cogent argument for why it would make more sense or make for a better story if this were the case Heartcanon: I don\u2019t have a particular rationale for why this ought to be the case, I just like to imagine it\u2019s true because it gives me the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/07\/ambitious-witch-21st-century-flapper\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[9392],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281773"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=281773"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281773\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=281773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=281773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=281773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}