{"id":281726,"date":"2018-10-07T16:19:08","date_gmt":"2018-10-07T16:19:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/07\/friendlydinosaur-friendlydinosaur-tired\/"},"modified":"2018-10-07T16:19:08","modified_gmt":"2018-10-07T16:19:08","slug":"friendlydinosaur-friendlydinosaur-tired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/07\/friendlydinosaur-friendlydinosaur-tired\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/friendlydinosaur.tumblr.com\/post\/178649401860\/friendlydinosaur-tired-eating-a-chocolate-bar\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">friendlydinosaur<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/friendlydinosaur.tumblr.com\/post\/177216826015\/tired-eating-a-chocolate-bar-like-a-normal-human\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">friendlydinosaur<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>tired: eating a chocolate bar like a normal human being<\/p>\n<p>wired: pouring a large amount of semi-sweet chocolate chips into your hand and grazing on them like a horse<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>im glad this was so relatable to the general public<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>friendlydinosaur: friendlydinosaur: tired: eating a chocolate bar like a normal human being wired: pouring a large amount of semi-sweet chocolate chips into your hand and grazing on them like a horse im glad this was so relatable to the general public<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1635,17622,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281726"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=281726"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281726\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=281726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=281726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=281726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}