{"id":281673,"date":"2018-10-07T23:27:18","date_gmt":"2018-10-07T23:27:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/07\/katesattic-what-even-is-thiss\/"},"modified":"2018-10-07T23:27:18","modified_gmt":"2018-10-07T23:27:18","slug":"katesattic-what-even-is-thiss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/07\/katesattic-what-even-is-thiss\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

katesattic<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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what-even-is-thiss<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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conversationswithamillennial<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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fangirltothefullest<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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what-even-is-thiss<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it\u2019s potato chips:<\/b> So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later? <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Centaur: <\/b>*kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*<\/p>\n

Nearby horse:<\/b> *neighs*<\/p>\n

Centaur: <\/b>Well it\u2019s easy for you to bend over, isn\u2019t it?<\/p>\n

Horse:<\/b> *snorts*<\/p>\n

Centaur:<\/b> *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Human: <\/b>Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?<\/p>\n

Centaur: <\/b>Oh I\u2019ll have it. I am starving.<\/p>\n

Human:<\/b> Didn\u2019t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?<\/p>\n

Centaur:<\/b> *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don\u2019t be racist, Carl.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

DON\u2019T BE RACIST CARL<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

That spine comment made me reevaluate my life<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This is oddly unsettling. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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