{"id":281338,"date":"2018-10-10T15:31:31","date_gmt":"2018-10-10T15:31:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/10\/wetwareproblem-spooky-holtz\/"},"modified":"2018-12-08T03:08:52","modified_gmt":"2018-12-08T03:08:52","slug":"wetwareproblem-spooky-holtz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/10\/wetwareproblem-spooky-holtz\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

wetwareproblem<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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spooky-holtz<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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growlandpounce<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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scullymosshart<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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lady-fett<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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eternal-nova<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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joshpeck<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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this changed me as a person<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I\u2019m in tears!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

my soul: saved\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

One of my favourites<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

EDIT:<\/b>\u00a0Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat\u2019s your name?\u201d
\u201cI\u2019ve never had one.\u201d<\/p>\n

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is\u00a0\u201cBabe, we need more Totinos!\u201d<\/p>\n

That actually says\u2026 kinda a lot about heteronormativity and<\/i>\u00a0marketing.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

(Source:<\/span> https:\/\/wetwareproblem.tumblr.com\/<\/a>)<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

wetwareproblem: spooky-holtz: growlandpounce: scullymosshart: lady-fett: eternal-nova: joshpeck: this changed me as a person I\u2019m in tears! I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy my soul: saved\u00a0 One of my favourites the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me EDIT:\u00a0Okay, as … <\/p>\n

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