{"id":281074,"date":"2018-10-12T22:39:48","date_gmt":"2018-10-12T22:39:48","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2018-10-12T22:39:48","modified_gmt":"2018-10-12T22:39:48","slug":"the-clever-boy-in-the-funny-hat-hello-ordinary-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/12\/the-clever-boy-in-the-funny-hat-hello-ordinary-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/the-clever-boy-in-the-funny-hat.tumblr.com\/post\/165413543183\/hello-ordinary-person-please-maintain-a-minimum\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">the-clever-boy-in-the-funny-hat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><i>Hello, ordinary person. Please maintain a minimum separation of three feet. I\u2019m really trying not to kill anyone today, but it would be tremendously helpful if your major arteries were out of reach.<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the-clever-boy-in-the-funny-hat: Hello, ordinary person. Please maintain a minimum separation of three feet. I\u2019m really trying not to kill anyone today, but it would be tremendously helpful if your major arteries were out of reach.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281074"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=281074"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281074\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=281074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=281074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=281074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}