{"id":280669,"date":"2018-10-16T15:31:29","date_gmt":"2018-10-16T15:31:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/16\/so-i-went-on-a-date-to-a-haunted-house-and-made\/"},"modified":"2018-10-16T15:31:29","modified_gmt":"2018-10-16T15:31:29","slug":"so-i-went-on-a-date-to-a-haunted-house-and-made","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/16\/so-i-went-on-a-date-to-a-haunted-house-and-made\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ruby-white-rabbit.tumblr.com\/post\/179001407687\/so-i-went-on-a-date-to-a-haunted-house-and-made\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">ruby-white-rabbit<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ruby-white-rabbit.tumblr.com\/post\/179001135932\/so-i-went-on-a-date-to-a-haunted-house-and-made\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">ruby-white-rabbit<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we\u2019re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I\u2019m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5&#8217;2&quot; girl. <\/p>\n<p>Cue the most terrifying realization of my life. <\/p>\n<p>I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn\u2019t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ruby-white-rabbit: ruby-white-rabbit: So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we\u2019re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/16\/so-i-went-on-a-date-to-a-haunted-house-and-made\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[219,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280669"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=280669"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280669\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=280669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=280669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=280669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}