{"id":280413,"date":"2018-10-18T22:39:49","date_gmt":"2018-10-18T22:39:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/18\/in-tonights-edition-of-very-specific-kinds-of-2\/"},"modified":"2018-10-18T22:39:49","modified_gmt":"2018-10-18T22:39:49","slug":"in-tonights-edition-of-very-specific-kinds-of-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/18\/in-tonights-edition-of-very-specific-kinds-of-2\/","title":{"rendered":"in tonight\u2019s edition of very specific kinds of people i can\u2019t fucking stand:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kassasaurus-rex.tumblr.com\/post\/173886928538\/in-tonights-edition-of-very-specific-kinds-of\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kassasaurus-rex<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u00a0men who drive fucking gigantic shiny pickups that they obviously just have as ego-boosters who fucking tailgate you on an empty stretch of freeway at night and they\u2019ve replaced their headlights with fucking military-grade 500 proton scatter billion lumen searchlights that they fucking utterly blind you with while honking for you to get out of your lane because they just desperately have to go a full 40 miles over the speed limit or their dick will just jump clean off their balls and hurl itself out their window in shame<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kassasaurus-rex: \u00a0men who drive fucking gigantic shiny pickups that they obviously just have as ego-boosters who fucking tailgate you on an empty stretch of freeway at night and they\u2019ve replaced their headlights with fucking military-grade 500 proton scatter billion lumen searchlights that they fucking utterly blind you with while honking for you to get out &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/18\/in-tonights-edition-of-very-specific-kinds-of-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;in tonight\u2019s edition of very specific kinds of people i can\u2019t fucking stand:&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[3246,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280413"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=280413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=280413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=280413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=280413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}