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treasures-and-beauty<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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jeneelestrange<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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So I stumbled onto the Etsy shop of this academic who\u2013in real life\u2013is an expert on cuneiform\u2013and on the side, makes little trinkets with Sumerian on them and OH MAN THIS SHOP HAS MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK<\/p>\n

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Or a necklace that declares\u00a0\u201cI have ferocious features that exude sexiness\u201d
https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/listing\/540406774\/i-have-ferocious-features-that-exude?ref=shop_home_active_54<\/a><\/p>\n

Or be the ultimate hipster and anti-capitalist before capitalism even existed with\u00a0\u201cWanting more riches when already wealthy offends the gods\u201d\u00a0
https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/listing\/543598245\/wanting-more-riches-when-already-wealthy?ref=shop_home_active_6<\/a><\/p>\n

Sumerian erotic poetry? Got it. Sumerian drinking songs? Yep. A little something for everyone on your Akitu gift list.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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I Have Ferocious Features That Exude Sexiness Pendant<\/a> (now on sale)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

treasures-and-beauty: jeneelestrange: So I stumbled onto the Etsy shop of this academic who\u2013in real life\u2013is an expert on cuneiform\u2013and on the side, makes little trinkets with Sumerian on them and OH MAN THIS SHOP HAS MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK For the price of about thirty bucks, you too can have a clay necklace that says\u00a0\u201cLike … <\/p>\n

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