{"id":280383,"date":"2018-10-19T03:25:08","date_gmt":"2018-10-19T03:25:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/19\/dinkywinks-dinkywinks-i-just-cant-get-over\/"},"modified":"2018-10-19T03:25:08","modified_gmt":"2018-10-19T03:25:08","slug":"dinkywinks-dinkywinks-i-just-cant-get-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/19\/dinkywinks-dinkywinks-i-just-cant-get-over\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

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i just cant get over the lobster scene. like his friends are actively begging him, do not get into the lobster tank. please eddie. tom hardy you were in mad max fury road dont do this. and tom hardy looks at his friend like\u00a0\u201ci know i shouldnt do this. i shouldnt be getting into this lobster tank but i\u2019m going to anyway. i\u2019m already mostly inside. cant stop now. i\u2019m sorry i dont want to be doing this either there\u2019s just no other choice for me.\u201d and then he takes a bg bite out of a live lobster that\u2019s still in the shell and everything.\u00a0<\/p>\n

tom hardy doesn\u2019t actually know he\u2019s being possessed by an alien yet in the story. he\u2019s just resigned himself to whatever fucking meltdown he seems to be having. he doesn\u2019t even seem particularly surprised that things have gone this way for him. like ten minutes later he finds out his heart stopped working and hes just like\u00a0\u201cyou asshole\u201d and he throws his alien parasite against the wall like a water balloon. and then he just leaves and is immediately kidnapped. what a fucking wild ride tom hardy is on.\u00a0<\/p>\n

tom hardy\u2019s actual superpower is being the exact same level of dysfunctional no matter what is happening in his life. so when everything\u2019s going ok for him he self-destructs spectacularly, but when literally everything that can happen to a human being happens to him, he does, like, unrealistically well. climbing into a lobster tank and eating a live animal with large claws just like\u2026\u00a0\u201cwell, this is what\u2019s happening to me today. i\u2019m so sorry you have to watch this, man. anyway here goes, i\u2019m going to bite into a living creature with my human mouth and then LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS\u201d<\/p>\n

this movie\u2019s fucking killing me from the inside.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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IT WASNT EVEN IN THE SCRIPT TOM HARDY IS JUST A FUCKING GENUINE MADMAN<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

dinkywinks: dinkywinks: i just cant get over the lobster scene. like his friends are actively begging him, do not get into the lobster tank. please eddie. tom hardy you were in mad max fury road dont do this. and tom hardy looks at his friend like\u00a0\u201ci know i shouldnt do this. i shouldnt be getting … <\/p>\n

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