{"id":280303,"date":"2018-10-20T01:50:08","date_gmt":"2018-10-20T01:50:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/20\/khazel-t-vampireapologist-it-also-stresses\/"},"modified":"2018-10-20T01:50:08","modified_gmt":"2018-10-20T01:50:08","slug":"khazel-t-vampireapologist-it-also-stresses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/20\/khazel-t-vampireapologist-it-also-stresses\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/khazel-t.tumblr.com\/post\/178455033354\/vampireapologist-it-also-stresses-me-out-when\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">khazel-t<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vampireapologist.tumblr.com\/post\/178398328058\/it-also-stresses-me-out-when-vampires-just-bite\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">vampireapologist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>it also stresses me out when vampires just bite someone and they blood ALL over the place and the vampire has their mouth on the bite for like ONE SECOND then comes away COVERED in blood and drops the person to the floor and then they go and kill like 2 MORE PEOPLE LIKE!!!!<\/p>\n<p>imagine if you went out with your friend and bought a can of pepsi, shook it up real good, opened it, and just let it fuckin\u2019 rip directly into your face for a good ten seconds with your mouth wide open, then dropped the can of whatever\u2019s left on the floor and were like\u00a0\u201cdamn\u2026.if only I didn\u2019t need 5 cans of pepsi a day to get my fix.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>YOU!!!!!<\/p>\n<h2><i><b>DON\u2019T!<\/b><\/i><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Vampires are starting to piss me off<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>khazel-t: vampireapologist: it also stresses me out when vampires just bite someone and they blood ALL over the place and the vampire has their mouth on the bite for like ONE SECOND then comes away COVERED in blood and drops the person to the floor and then they go and kill like 2 MORE PEOPLE &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/20\/khazel-t-vampireapologist-it-also-stresses\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[100,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280303"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=280303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=280303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=280303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=280303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}