{"id":280127,"date":"2018-10-21T17:54:17","date_gmt":"2018-10-21T17:54:17","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2018-10-21T17:54:17","modified_gmt":"2018-10-21T17:54:17","slug":"randomslasher-queerical-teaboot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/21\/randomslasher-queerical-teaboot\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

randomslasher<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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queerical<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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teaboot<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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demimonde-quasigoddess<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Yet another installment in humans being fuckin weird compared to aliens: humans give blood, organs, and tissue to each other, because our race is built around being able to function under as much stress as possible. <\/p>\n

So of course, what do we do when another human will die without something we could live without?
\nWe go to our local hospital and undergo trauma to provide them with it, for no compensation.<\/p>\n

Sure you might need to eat and drink more, take antibiotics or anti rejection drugs, but hey! <\/p>\n

B’ril over there had to wait until HIS race figured out stem cells and lab grown organs, because ALL their organs are vital, and losing a pint of fluid flat out kills them or sends them into shock.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cYou\u2026 you lost\u2026 your toxin filters?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, we\u2019ve got a few things that do that, but yeah, like\u2026 four of them?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201c\u2026.Four?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, counting tonsils.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou are\u2026 How are you alive, again?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou make it sound so weird. I still have two kidneys- One\u2019s synthetic, the other was donated.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201c\u2026\u2026.donated?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYeah, my girlfriend was compatible.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cDonated.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201c\u2026.Yeah? Like, we had the same blood type and everything, and she volunteered. What, you guys don\u2019t do that? What do you do when someone needs a liver, or something?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWe\u2026 clone one.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOkay, sure, but what did you do before cloning? You didn\u2019t just like, give someone a piece?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201c\u2026.. we died? Wait, what do you mean,\u00a0\u2018give someone a piece\u2019?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, our livers can grow back. You can give someone a piece of yours, and they can grow their own. You guys don\u2019t do that?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201c,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,\u2026\u2026\u2026..no.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#organ donation is almost real-life necromancy<\/a>#reduce reuse recycle except with corpses<\/a>\u00a0(via @iron-sulfur-world<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I absolutely adore these\u00a0\u2018humans are the hardiest aliens\u2019 stories.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

randomslasher: queerical: teaboot: demimonde-quasigoddess: Yet another installment in humans being fuckin weird compared to aliens: humans give blood, organs, and tissue to each other, because our race is built around being able to function under as much stress as possible. So of course, what do we do when another human will die without something we … <\/p>\n

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