{"id":279901,"date":"2018-10-23T17:54:17","date_gmt":"2018-10-23T17:54:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/23\/marionisamuffin-pleasantandcain\/"},"modified":"2018-10-23T17:54:17","modified_gmt":"2018-10-23T17:54:17","slug":"marionisamuffin-pleasantandcain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/23\/marionisamuffin-pleasantandcain\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

marionisamuffin<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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pleasantandcain<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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fromladytolifter<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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candidlycara<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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dance-in-the-shadows<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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gracediamondsfear<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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wifeyknowsbest<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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whatapreciouslittlefuckfox<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn\u2019t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid\u2026 you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren\u2019t truly enjoying it!<\/p>\n

Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

i\u2019ve always said if you can\u2019t laugh with the person you\u2019re having sex with\u00a0while you\u2019re having sex with them\u00a0<\/i>you shouldn\u2019t be having sex with them.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

God.<\/p>\n

My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v\u2026and he put his penis on my shoulder and said \u201chello..\u201d<\/p>\n

THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.<\/p>\n

THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.<\/p>\n

it worked, but not before I laughed for days.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

For that last comment.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you\u2019ll end up with.<\/p>\n

Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it\u2019s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes \u201cHEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.\u201d And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.<\/p>\n

On a completely different occasion I said \u201cdon\u2019t stop\u201d and he sang ALL of Don\u2019t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him?<\/p>\n

Or the time my partner\u2019s friends blasted \u201cEye of the Tiger\u201d through the door and we rocked it out to the beat while quoting the movie?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Story time:<\/p>\n

I was with this girl during a trip out to Washington, we\u2019d hung out a few times, and hit it off really well. So we got together one afternoon. Her dorm-mate came home, saw the \u201cDo Not Disturb\u201d sock on her bedroom door and called out \u201cThrusters to full!\u201d<\/p>\n

Not missing a beat the girl and I yelled back \u201cWe\u2019re giving it all we\u2019ve got, Captain!\u201d and her roommate started fucking dying outside the door.<\/p>\n

Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

It got better.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

marionisamuffin: pleasantandcain: fromladytolifter: candidlycara: dance-in-the-shadows: gracediamondsfear: wifeyknowsbest: whatapreciouslittlefuckfox: A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn\u2019t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid\u2026 you might knock heads or trip getting … <\/p>\n

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