{"id":279843,"date":"2018-10-24T03:25:21","date_gmt":"2018-10-24T03:25:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/24\/zordauch-tiefighter-stephendann\/"},"modified":"2018-10-24T03:25:21","modified_gmt":"2018-10-24T03:25:21","slug":"zordauch-tiefighter-stephendann","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/24\/zordauch-tiefighter-stephendann\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

zordauch<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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tiefighter<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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stephendann<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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footballintuxedos<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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do-you-have-a-flag<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Imagine being an uber driver and while giving some teen and his uncle a ride you end up getting pulled into a hostage situation\/anti government rebellion forces<\/p>\n

Han Solo did not sign up for this<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To be fair, in this metaphor, the uber driver is in trouble with the local mob boss because he was ferrying cocaine and dumped it out the window when it looked like he might get pulled over, so\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

So the uber driver hooks up with the sister of the guy who first hires him, and it turns out that their dad is the Deputy Sheriff, and things go downhill even faster than previously imagined when they hit up a local truckstop for a bite to eat, fuel drop and impromptu family reunion.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Truckstop\u2019s run by an old friend who he won his car off that one time, and the dude\u2019s hitting on the chick he\u2019s hooking up with and it\u2019s like come on man, don\u2019t do this to me but then the girl\u2019s dad is there and he gets hit over the head and shoved into the trunk of the cop car and it\u2019s like oh, shit. Fuck. Chewie man, don\u2019t let them take my car!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

And then the kid, who had never been off the farm before he hired you, comes back with Green Beret-level skills to bust you out of jail and his sister, who was honestly kinda preppy, straight up MURDERS the mob boss. And then you get the plans to the DOD\u2019s biggest single piece of equipment so you go to the middle of nowhere where it\u2019s being built and you have some trouble with the locals, but somehow the annoying nerd speaks their language and manages to impress them, so you work together to infiltrate the military base. Oh, and the kid lets himself get captured so he can talk to his dad, and after a knock-down drag-out fight, the dad realizes that he\u2019s been played his entire adult life by the corrupt politician overseeing everything, so he chucks the politician down the maintenance shaft of said politician\u2019s high-rise just before it gets destroyed by the rebels, led by your friend in your truck that he borrowed with the promise that he wouldn\u2019t put a scratch on it, but he knocks off your side mirror getting out of there.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

zordauch: tiefighter: stephendann: footballintuxedos: do-you-have-a-flag: Imagine being an uber driver and while giving some teen and his uncle a ride you end up getting pulled into a hostage situation\/anti government rebellion forces Han Solo did not sign up for this To be fair, in this metaphor, the uber driver is in trouble with the local … <\/p>\n

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