{"id":279778,"date":"2018-10-24T18:41:46","date_gmt":"2018-10-24T18:41:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/24\/kayliemalinza-jedimagnus-why-on-earth-hasnt\/"},"modified":"2018-10-24T18:41:46","modified_gmt":"2018-10-24T18:41:46","slug":"kayliemalinza-jedimagnus-why-on-earth-hasnt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/24\/kayliemalinza-jedimagnus-why-on-earth-hasnt\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kayliemalinza.tumblr.com\/post\/179031948801\/why-on-earth-hasnt-anyone-invented-a-less\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kayliemalinza<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jedimagnus.tumblr.com\/post\/179026591386\/why-on-earth-hasnt-anyone-invented-a-less\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">jedimagnus<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Why on earth hasn\u2019t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? \ud83d\ude29<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/c7626b6163a3b22e3ebbb0e888d7862c\/tumblr_pgkapsEWwU1qejklk_540.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kayliemalinza: jedimagnus: Why on earth hasn\u2019t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? \ud83d\ude29 because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[23722,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279778"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=279778"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279778\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=279778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=279778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=279778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}