{"id":279703,"date":"2018-10-25T15:31:20","date_gmt":"2018-10-25T15:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/25\/theawkwardpincushion-napoleonchingon-the\/"},"modified":"2018-10-25T15:31:20","modified_gmt":"2018-10-25T15:31:20","slug":"theawkwardpincushion-napoleonchingon-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/25\/theawkwardpincushion-napoleonchingon-the\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theawkwardpincushion.tumblr.com\/post\/157144188055\/napoleonchingon-the-second-best-pun-ive-ever\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">theawkwardpincushion<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/napoleonchingon.tumblr.com\/post\/154196892987\/the-second-best-pun-ive-ever-encountered-in-the\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">napoleonchingon<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The second best pun I\u2019ve ever encountered in the wild was when I was walking down the street in a \u201chip\u201d part of Seattle\u00a0and saw a couple of Budweiser cans thrown into a bush. And I said to a random stranger walking nearby\u00a0\u201cdamn, the local beer harvest is really poor this year\u201d. And the random stranger responded\u00a0\u201cgive it time, they\u2019re only buds\u201d.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>why is this the second what the fuck could top that<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>theawkwardpincushion: napoleonchingon: The second best pun I\u2019ve ever encountered in the wild was when I was walking down the street in a \u201chip\u201d part of Seattle\u00a0and saw a couple of Budweiser cans thrown into a bush. And I said to a random stranger walking nearby\u00a0\u201cdamn, the local beer harvest is really poor this year\u201d. And &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/25\/theawkwardpincushion-napoleonchingon-the\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[417,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279703"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=279703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279703\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=279703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=279703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=279703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}