{"id":279673,"date":"2018-10-25T22:39:48","date_gmt":"2018-10-25T22:39:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/25\/jackironsides-mazarinedrake-jackironsides\/"},"modified":"2018-10-25T22:39:48","modified_gmt":"2018-10-25T22:39:48","slug":"jackironsides-mazarinedrake-jackironsides","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/25\/jackironsides-mazarinedrake-jackironsides\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

jackironsides<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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mazarinedrake<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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jackironsides<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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jasmiinitee<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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roachpatrol<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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perspicaciousembroiderist<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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consolecadet<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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shrikestrike<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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moggiepillar<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as \u2018brooding\u2019<\/p>\n

because i used to think \u2018oh, that\u2019s sexy and mysterious, etc\u2019<\/p>\n

and now i think of this<\/p>\n

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once you\u2019ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This is the kinda brooding i WANNA see<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#so this behavior basically translates to nonstop cuddling of offspring and vocal aggression towards anything that tries to prevent that<\/a>\u00a0#tbh i would be delighted to see male protagonists do just this sort of thing<\/a>\u00a0(via starfoozle<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I just had to explain what I was cackling at to my roommate. It automatically passes the Laugh Rule.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

She found her reluctant fiance, Erstad, brooding out on the rainy moors.\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u201cIs that a baby rabbit?\u201d she asked, observing his huddled form.\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u201cIT\u2019S SIX BABY RABBITS AND YOU CAN\u2019T TOUCH THEM,\u201d replied Ernstad, contriving to look twice his usual size and at least three times his usual fierceness.\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u201cWhoah okay damn,\u201d she said, and backed away.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

i\u2019d read the gothic romance novel of ernstad and his baby rabbits like right now<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This means that Batman, obsessive hoarder of orphans, is the only dark mysterious character that can be accurately described as \u201cbrooding\u201d.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Don\u2019t forget Wolverine! He\u2019s got like six foster daughters by now.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Excellent point, my man.<\/p>\n

We will accept Batman and Wolverine as brooding heroes. All others will be required to complete an application process with supporting evidence.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

jackironsides: mazarinedrake: jackironsides: jasmiinitee: roachpatrol: perspicaciousembroiderist: consolecadet: shrikestrike: moggiepillar: i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as \u2018brooding\u2019 because i used to think \u2018oh, that\u2019s sexy and mysterious, etc\u2019 and now i think of this once you\u2019ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of … <\/p>\n

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