{"id":279670,"date":"2018-10-25T23:27:19","date_gmt":"2018-10-25T23:27:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/25\/i-used-to-have-geese-so-heres-a-tip-for\/"},"modified":"2018-10-25T23:27:19","modified_gmt":"2018-10-25T23:27:19","slug":"i-used-to-have-geese-so-heres-a-tip-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/25\/i-used-to-have-geese-so-heres-a-tip-for\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/racingbarakarts.co.vu\/post\/179353008764\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">racingbarakarts<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/myblogisnotinteresting.tumblr.com\/post\/179345378491\/i-used-to-have-geese-so-heres-a-tip-for\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">myblogisnotinteresting<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/racingbarakarts.co.vu\/post\/179322152624\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">racingbarakarts<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I used to have geese so here\u2019s a tip for everyone:<\/p>\n<p>If a goose is attacking you, don\u2019t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they\u2019re mad, they don\u2019t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can\u2019t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you\u2019re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I\u2019ve done this so many times that I\u2019ve lost count<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I can\u2019t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Actual advice! Just yeet a goose<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>racingbarakarts: myblogisnotinteresting: racingbarakarts: I used to have geese so here\u2019s a tip for everyone: If a goose is attacking you, don\u2019t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they\u2019re mad, they don\u2019t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/25\/i-used-to-have-geese-so-heres-a-tip-for\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[7119,21606,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279670"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=279670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=279670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=279670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=279670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}