{"id":279387,"date":"2018-10-28T13:56:20","date_gmt":"2018-10-28T13:56:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/28\/dear-person-who-aggressively-stormed-into-the\/"},"modified":"2018-10-28T13:56:20","modified_gmt":"2018-10-28T13:56:20","slug":"dear-person-who-aggressively-stormed-into-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/28\/dear-person-who-aggressively-stormed-into-the\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/biggest-gaudiest-patronuses.tumblr.com\/post\/179465115112\/dear-person-who-aggressively-stormed-into-the\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">biggest-gaudiest-patronuses<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/whattheactualpie.tumblr.com\/post\/179205171724\/dear-person-who-aggressively-stormed-into-the\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">whattheactualpie<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>dear person who aggressively stormed into the cubicle next to me and started peeing angrily: are you ok<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>i absolutely read this as office cubicle and was trying to figure out what sort of day you had that this was your reaction<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: whattheactualpie: dear person who aggressively stormed into the cubicle next to me and started peeing angrily: are you ok i absolutely read this as office cubicle and was trying to figure out what sort of day you had that this was your reaction<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279387"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=279387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=279387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=279387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=279387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}