{"id":279048,"date":"2018-10-31T18:41:49","date_gmt":"2018-10-31T18:41:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/31\/laziestofthedreamers-vmohlere\/"},"modified":"2018-10-31T18:41:49","modified_gmt":"2018-10-31T18:41:49","slug":"laziestofthedreamers-vmohlere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/10\/31\/laziestofthedreamers-vmohlere\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

laziestofthedreamers<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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vmohlere<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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tigerliliesandcherryblossoms<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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tetsuskitten<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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infinityonthot<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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fangoddess817<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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endreams-s<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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writing-prompt-s<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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A dating service where matching is based on people\u2019s search history exists. You\u2019re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?<\/p>\n

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it\u2019ll look like a heart attack.<\/p>\n

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts<\/p>\n

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes<\/p>\n

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

A++ addition<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they\u2019re writing* babe, i\u2019m not sure if this would actually work?<\/p>\n

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you\u2019re doing great<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I LOVE THIS<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It\u2019d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they\u2019re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it\u2019s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work. <\/p>\n

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Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it\u2019s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there\u2019s something to the theory, but it\u2019s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author\u2019s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don\u2019t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that\u2019s it. Most they do is leave for groceries. <\/p>\n

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So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he\u2019ll FINALLY have proof. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

laziestofthedreamers: vmohlere: tigerliliesandcherryblossoms: tetsuskitten: infinityonthot: fangoddess817: endreams-s: writing-prompt-s: A dating service where matching is based on people\u2019s search history exists. You\u2019re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer. Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it? Writer: Air shot between the toes, it\u2019ll look like … <\/p>\n

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