{"id":278974,"date":"2018-11-02T23:27:13","date_gmt":"2018-11-02T23:27:13","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2018-11-02T23:27:13","modified_gmt":"2018-11-02T23:27:13","slug":"eversolewd-yumantimatter-mistbornthefinal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/02\/eversolewd-yumantimatter-mistbornthefinal\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

eversolewd<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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yumantimatter<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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mistbornthefinal<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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speakertoyesterday<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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identicaltomyself<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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another-normal-anomaly<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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regexkind<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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argumate<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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invertedporcupine<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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koito-yuu<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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yumantimatter<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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jaiwithinnumerableunblinkingeyes<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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tommyeatseaton<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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sufficientlylargen<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Every time I see a post about updog I\u2019m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

okay but what\u2019s updog ?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and\/or relish.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

No, that\u2019s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

You\u2019re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

No, that\u2019s uptalk.\u00a0 You\u2019re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

surely that\u2019s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

That\u2019s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

You\u2019re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

no that\u2019s an updraft<\/p>\n

updog isn\u2019t a noun at all, it\u2019s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

No, that\u2019s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people\u2019s laps.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

No that\u2019s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

No that\u2019s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

What\u2019s a henway?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Oh, about 5 pounds. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

eversolewd: yumantimatter: mistbornthefinal: speakertoyesterday: identicaltomyself: yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined: another-normal-anomaly: regexkind: argumate: invertedporcupine: koito-yuu: yumantimatter: jaiwithinnumerableunblinkingeyes: tommyeatseaton: sufficientlylargen: Every time I see a post about updog I\u2019m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke. okay but what\u2019s updog ? Updog is a long sausage in a bun often … <\/p>\n

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