{"id":278962,"date":"2018-11-03T01:50:05","date_gmt":"2018-11-03T01:50:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/03\/the-enjoyment-i-get-from-removing-the-wax\/"},"modified":"2018-11-03T01:50:05","modified_gmt":"2018-11-03T01:50:05","slug":"the-enjoyment-i-get-from-removing-the-wax","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/03\/the-enjoyment-i-get-from-removing-the-wax\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vampireapologist.tumblr.com\/post\/178333333533\/the-enjoyment-i-get-from-removing-the-wax\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">vampireapologist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/instantfrost.tumblr.com\/post\/178149655140\/the-enjoyment-i-get-from-removing-the-wax\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">instantfrost<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vampireapologist.tumblr.com\/post\/177851891418\/the-enjoyment-i-get-from-removing-the-wax\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">vampireapologist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The enjoyment I get from removing the wax packaging from a lil cheese wheel is immediately aligned with entertainment zoo animals get when they have to solve a puzzle or get into a box to find a treat. I\u2019m just an ape and the babybel cheese people are my enrichment team<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I think about this post a lot. I talk about it a lot. It\u2019s to the point where, at work when we don\u2019t like someone, we go, \u201cthat person is NOT on my enrichment team\u201d because apparently the biggest insult, we think, is that that person is not successfully zooing us. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>this is incredible thank you for telling me<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>vampireapologist: instantfrost: vampireapologist: The enjoyment I get from removing the wax packaging from a lil cheese wheel is immediately aligned with entertainment zoo animals get when they have to solve a puzzle or get into a box to find a treat. I\u2019m just an ape and the babybel cheese people are my enrichment team I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/03\/the-enjoyment-i-get-from-removing-the-wax\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[26388,26389,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278962"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=278962"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278962\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=278962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=278962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=278962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}