{"id":278847,"date":"2018-11-03T19:29:23","date_gmt":"2018-11-03T19:29:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/03\/i-dont-know-why-but-i-think-some-americans-dont\/"},"modified":"2018-11-03T19:29:23","modified_gmt":"2018-11-03T19:29:23","slug":"i-dont-know-why-but-i-think-some-americans-dont","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/03\/i-dont-know-why-but-i-think-some-americans-dont\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

lord-kitschener<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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armchair-factotum<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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regularlesbian<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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toastpotent<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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mymindsecho<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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lizq-vs-the-kitkatuprising<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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im-a-tnuc<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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I don\u2019t know why, but I think some Americans don\u2019t realise how big the UK is\u2026. <\/p>\n

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American Customer: you\u2019re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in? <\/p>\n

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Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker\u2026 <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan<\/p>\n

that\u2019s your answer<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

For reference:<\/p>\n

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That\u2019s JUST Texas.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

where\u2019s that post where the british person was like \u201coh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :\/\u201d and a person asked \u201coh no how far away is he?\u201d and the british person said \u201c75 minutes\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that\u2019s a reasonable question do you understand geography<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cLeave Europe alone you fucking colonizers\u201d<\/p>\n

Should we tell them?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I drove 6 hours just to pick someone up and bring them home because it\u2019s nbd<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sorry, I\u2019m still stuck on \u201cLeave Europe alone, you colonizers.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Colonizers telling colonizers to leave colonizers alone<\/p>\n

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lord-kitschener: choochoobear: keyhollow: armchair-factotum: darkvioletcloud: amandabel1man: regularlesbian: toastpotent: pukicho: mymindsecho: lizq-vs-the-kitkatuprising: im-a-tnuc: I don\u2019t know why, but I think some Americans don\u2019t realise how big the UK is\u2026. American Customer: you\u2019re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in? Me in my head: yeah mate, I … <\/p>\n

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