{"id":278819,"date":"2018-11-04T04:12:53","date_gmt":"2018-11-04T04:12:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/04\/me-is-mild-to-moderately-inconvenienced-me\/"},"modified":"2018-11-04T04:12:53","modified_gmt":"2018-11-04T04:12:53","slug":"me-is-mild-to-moderately-inconvenienced-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/04\/me-is-mild-to-moderately-inconvenienced-me\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/quickenedheartbeat.tumblr.com\/post\/179338483197\/me-is-mild-to-moderately-inconvenienced-me\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">quickenedheartbeat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/space-pagan.tumblr.com\/post\/178868112206\/me-is-mild-to-moderately-inconvenienced-me\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">space-pagan<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/biggest-gaudiest-patronuses.tumblr.com\/post\/178866579677\/me-is-mild-to-moderately-inconvenienced-me\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">biggest-gaudiest-patronuses<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Me: *is mild-to-moderately inconvenienced*<\/p>\n<p>Me: leaving the womb was a mistake <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>In the words of Douglas Adams:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMany were increasingly of the opinion that they\u2019d all made a big mistake coming down from the trees in the first place, and some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no-one should ever have left the oceans.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>alternatively, also in the words of Douglas Adams:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIn the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>quickenedheartbeat: space-pagan: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: Me: *is mild-to-moderately inconvenienced* Me: leaving the womb was a mistake In the words of Douglas Adams: \u201cMany were increasingly of the opinion that they\u2019d all made a big mistake coming down from the trees in the first place, and some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/04\/me-is-mild-to-moderately-inconvenienced-me\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4677,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278819"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=278819"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278819\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=278819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=278819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=278819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}