{"id":278793,"date":"2018-11-04T11:33:38","date_gmt":"2018-11-04T11:33:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/04\/daroos-revscarecrow-vampireapologist\/"},"modified":"2018-11-04T11:33:38","modified_gmt":"2018-11-04T11:33:38","slug":"daroos-revscarecrow-vampireapologist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/04\/daroos-revscarecrow-vampireapologist\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

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revscarecrow<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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merak-zoran<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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laina-inverse<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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merak-zoran<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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systlin<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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alextheraven<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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systlin<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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vampireapologist<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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systlin<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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thebibliosphere<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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vampireapologist<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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it\u2019s rly sweet ppl think I live anywhere near a target like,<\/p>\n

i can walk into some of the shops in my town barefoot carrying my dog and nobody will tell me to leave.<\/p>\n

target isn\u2019t brave enough to build here.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

The last bastion of hope.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

yeah also it\u2019s not illegal to ride a horse to a bar and get wrecked in lieu of a designated driver so like. we have a lot going on here.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Let\u2019s be real though, the horse will always head back to its barn, so really this is a great idea. Get smashed, tie yourself to the horse, let the horse do whatever, and you\u2019ll end up at home.\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u2026..not that I\u2019ve ever done that on a trail ride before.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Okay, so a trail horse is reliable here, because a horse that\u2019s afraid of city noises will head for home and avoid anything \u201cdangerous\u201d because it\u2019s afraid.<\/p>\n

However, in my experience city-trained horses are much more obedient and are unafraid of roads and trust their rider a lot more fully.<\/p>\n

So if your drunk ass says \u201cyeah let\u2019s steer into oncoming traffic\u201d<\/p>\n

the horse is gonna say \u201cseems weird but okay man.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Okay this is 100% a legitimate point.\u00a0<\/p>\n

The only horse you should trust as DD is a horse with a healthy fear of speeding traffic.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I would hope that that\u2019s all horses<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

It is possible and common to train the good sense right out of a city horse.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Very very true.\u00a0<\/p>\n

A city horse would walk facefirst into an oncoming train if you asked it to.\u00a0<\/p>\n

This is why I prefer country horses with a degree of realization of its own mortality left to it.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

What the hell kinda city has a horse <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u2026I just love the fact that there is a distinction between country horse and city horse.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

What is a city horse, what IS it<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

left ma and pop\u2019s farm to make it big out there\u2026..that horse\u2019s gonna be a star<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I know a guy who got a DUI on a donkey<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

OK but I know of a guy who got OUT of a DUI by arguing the horse was the designated driver, and demonstrating that the horse was indeed qualified enough to get them both home. I also know someone who got a speeding ticket on a bicycle.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

daroos: revscarecrow: vampireapologist: merak-zoran: laina-inverse: merak-zoran: systlin: vampireapologist: alextheraven: systlin: vampireapologist: systlin: vampireapologist: thebibliosphere: vampireapologist: it\u2019s rly sweet ppl think I live anywhere near a target like, i can walk into some of the shops in my town barefoot carrying my dog and nobody will tell me to leave. target isn\u2019t brave enough to build … <\/p>\n

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