{"id":278350,"date":"2018-11-09T10:58:20","date_gmt":"2018-11-09T10:58:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/09\/somecunttookmyurl-somecunttookmyurl\/"},"modified":"2018-11-09T10:58:20","modified_gmt":"2018-11-09T10:58:20","slug":"somecunttookmyurl-somecunttookmyurl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/09\/somecunttookmyurl-somecunttookmyurl\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

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Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a really fuckass long time<\/i>. Literally just Pharaonic civilization lasted 3,000 years. That\u2019s not even including<\/i> predynastic civilization and Roman rule. If you lump that in you\u2019re looking at more like\u2026 5,000 years.<\/p>\n

Like. If you want a comparison of how long that is: THE YEAR IS CURRENTLY 2018. TWO THOUSAND. TWO-THIRDS OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAONIC CIVILIZATION HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE \u2018BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST\u2019<\/p>\n

We comparatively just entered the Third Intermediate Period. The Greeks will not take over for another 700~ years. Cleopatra will not be born until the year 2931.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s a really long time<\/i> guys.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Anyway look. Listen. I sat my ass down and wrote out a timeline<\/a> of \u201cwhen shit happened if you started at 1AD\u201d because I know backwards numbers are hard to process but here\u2019s an abridged version.<\/p>\n

If the first Egyptian Pharaoh came to power in 1AD then\u2026<\/p>\n

\n300: step pyramid built
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450: Great Pyramid at Giza built
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815: Pepi II dies and civil war breaks out
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950: Egypt re-unified
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1350: Middle Kingdom ends
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1450: New Kingdom begins
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1520: Hatshepsut is on the throne<\/p>\n

\n1650: Ahkenaten switches to monotheistic religion and builds a new city
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1680: Tutankhamun dies
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1720: Ramesses II \u2018the great\u2019 ascends to the throne
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1740: World\u2019s first peace treaty signed
1790: Ramesses II dies leaving way too many children<\/p>\n

1920: Egypt breaks into 2 states again<\/p>\n

And now we get to ~~~~the future~~~~. If we started at 1AD all of this stuff hasn\u2019t happened yet
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2050: Briefly re-united as a single state
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2180: Civil war
2250: Nubian kings take over
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2335: Assyrian conquest
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2665: Alexander the Great conquers Egypt
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2930: Cleopatra VII born
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2970: Cleopatra VII dies. Egypt falls to Rome. Fin.<\/p>\n

And that\u2019s just starting with the Pharaohs. If you wanted to start with Predynastic Egypt, you can go ahead and ADD ONE THOUSAND YEARS to all of those dates<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I hate that this is still getting notes but that it\u2019s getting notes *without the timeline addition* like c\u2019mon, man. I had to do MATHS for this. I DID MATHS FOR YOU PEOPLE AND ALL I GOT WAS A BUNCH OF RACISTS<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

somecunttookmyurl: somecunttookmyurl: somecunttookmyurl: Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a really fuckass long time. Literally just Pharaonic civilization lasted 3,000 years. That\u2019s not even including predynastic civilization and Roman rule. If you lump that in you\u2019re looking at more like\u2026 5,000 years. Like. If you want a comparison of how long that is: THE … <\/p>\n

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