{"id":278303,"date":"2018-11-09T18:54:14","date_gmt":"2018-11-09T18:54:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/09\/dont-let-tumblr-make-you-think-its-okay-to\/"},"modified":"2018-11-09T18:54:14","modified_gmt":"2018-11-09T18:54:14","slug":"dont-let-tumblr-make-you-think-its-okay-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/09\/dont-let-tumblr-make-you-think-its-okay-to\/","title":{"rendered":"Don\u2019t let tumblr make you think it\u2019s okay to"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/not-a-space-alien.tumblr.com\/post\/161163661110\/dont-let-tumblr-make-you-think-its-okay-to\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">not-a-space-alien<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>Lose the newborn antichrist\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>Spend 11 years mentoring the wrong child with your supposed enemy\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>Hypnotize a Satanic Nun<\/li>\n<li>Turn fake guns into real guns<\/li>\n<li>Sit moping about organizing your Soul music CDs while you wait for Hell to come beat your ass<\/li>\n<li>Drop a bucket of holy water on a Satanic Duke<\/li>\n<li>Drive across the M25 while your car is on fire<\/li>\n<li>Stand around being useless while the antichrist saves the world<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>not-a-space-alien: Lose the newborn antichrist\u00a0 Spend 11 years mentoring the wrong child with your supposed enemy\u00a0 Hypnotize a Satanic Nun Turn fake guns into real guns Sit moping about organizing your Soul music CDs while you wait for Hell to come beat your ass Drop a bucket of holy water on a Satanic Duke Drive &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/09\/dont-let-tumblr-make-you-think-its-okay-to\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Don\u2019t let tumblr make you think it\u2019s okay to&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[305,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278303"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=278303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=278303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=278303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=278303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}